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Denver based freelance writer. I write about aging, pet excrement, and mental health. All things that make you say fuck.

Denver, CO
Joined March 2009
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Me: I like a firm banana. 11 yo: giggle. 9 yo: what's funny? Wait...are you talking about penises? Parenting=complete. – at Denver, CO
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Got accepted into the September issue of a weird and wonderful #Literature Mag. chillsubs.com/magazine/82-re…
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Listing times I was bored. Like my third time I learned about igneous rock. #WritiPrompts
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Q for you @DenverPolice a woman just hit our car with hers. No one injured. She doesn’t have insurance and has an expired plate. Begging us not to call the police. Is this something you would respond to? Should we call?
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It's the mid-week blues again, but don't let that hinder our support for fellow writers. Drop a link and show us what you have been writing. I will start the ball rolling. Let's Go! #ShamelessSelfpromo #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday #WritersLift #WritingCommunity
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I just shared what is up there as the most dorky post in existence. I need #writers and #bloggers to rescue me from my own nerdy self. annawritesstuff.substack.com…
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It's the weekend! Try not to sound like a douche annawritesstuff.substack.com…
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The 2023 Masters concessions prices are here. For $66, you could buy one of every item.
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Please tell me what the point of boiled potatoes is.
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Are there pieces of your friends you still don't know? annawritesstuff.substack.com… #blog
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Hey @halemur Read your intvw on #substack. Would like to recommend myself to be the next random person whose detailed inner life you get to know. Plus body fluids. Http://annawritesstuff.Subst…
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COMPETITION TIME! For the chance to have one of your posts pinned to our profile for 1 week simply RT this and comment done! Entries close at 9AM UK time tomorrow 😀#TeamBlogger #WritingCommunity
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I am writing about cats in sinks. Please add your cat in sink photo below. #CatsOfTwitter #catsinsinks (not a hashtag!!) #bloggingcommunity #blogging #humour annawritesstuff.substack.com…
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