@anqiru

Okay mom (1 review)

Joined January 2026
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Ru@anqiruSep 5
Decide I need a new mug. I find a sold out limited edition one at local store. I think, I love this mug, it's very cute, I will love drinking out of this mug. I bring it home. I place it on the counter. The colors are obscene. It matches nothing in the house. I think, I will change the house
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If restaurants really wanted to market to health conscious people and GLP-1 users they should have a separate menu of food priced by weight. Then I could order my 4 oz of steak and 56 oz of chocolate croissants in peace
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It annoys my 4yo to no end when we sing songs with the wrong/silly words instead. He yells nonono so of course we do it all the time. That way he learns that everything in life is annoying and dealing with it is a practiced skill.
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Yankee Noodle went to town, riding rigatoni nonononono Stuck a meatball on his cap and IT'S ON A PONY
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Annual reminder to buy your Halloween candy now while it's still in stock
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The trick to feeling satiated eating smaller meals is to slam a glass of water and half a jar of peanut butter beforehand
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I ate a vegetable at dinner how do you people do this every day
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Funny that the jewelers tell you not to wear your pearls in the shower considering where they came from
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Foolproof way to make chicken breast taste better! 1. Throw it out 2. Eat beef
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Astra's benchmark-crushing intelligence is saving me untold mental overhead making decisions like what wallet goes with this bag
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Ru@anqiruSep 6
Replying to @GrimnirsThegn @fountaingirll
I knocked over an (empty) cup and said "whoops" and 4yo could not stop laughing He went around for hours saying "WHOOOPS" Unfortunately that was accompanied by his knocking over more cups (not empty)
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Took a really great photo of my kid today so I'm just going to go to bed now, I've done enough
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Asked my 4yo what games and activities he'd like for his birthday "I dunno I'll just think of something the day before" So I guess it's just innate then
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Legos are a great tool for teaching set theory to my 4yo until it devolves into asking for more and more unions
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Nobody told me I'd have to be childproofing my salt shaker
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Husband buys 14 of the same black shirt once he finds one he likes I order cases of jarred sardines so I can have one for breakfast everyday This is why we married each other
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4yo just told me he didn't want to get takeout on the way back "because there's food at home"
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Me: gets phone to send text Phone: A software update is ready to install Me: tap later Phone: Please enter your passcode to try to install this update later Me: enter passcode Phone: Please agree to these Terms and Conditions Me: tapfucktapyoutapgotapawaytap Phone: The software update will try to install later tonight when your phone is lo— Me: taptaptaptaptaptap Me: tapopen Messages Me: wtf was I going to send
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Nobody talks about the real pain of early motherhood. For nearly two hours today my left hand has been contorted into a brontosaurus
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He says "would you be the mama dinosaur" and it breaks my heart almost as much as my arm
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