𝙀𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿

Might miss the remote part, but an island still. Well... a couple thousand islands. If you're ever feelin' like a long vacation, I'll get air conditioning in my place just for you.

We can take a long vacation to my place in the Philippines. Practically nobody around there.

i don't know about that. ever met this guy named 'adam smasher'?

… I dunno..

well... you fit the description. but the one i'm talking about is a little smaller... a lot smaller.

only because she’s scared she’ll get in trouble if she doesn’t …

where is that sad pale man? i erased his sex tape.

his life is just… blood.

Nothing like buryin' yourself in freshly washed blankets and snorting that scent like coke. Hmmmmmmmmmm that's good. Sorry for gettin' so explicit. I'm real passionate about my naps.

Ewwwwww

New year same me cause you don't fuck with perfection.

If it were any other place I'd kiss it better, sorry babe

... Everything good?