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mom, I am a rich man

Joined March 2017
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My favorite thing about Tony & Ziva so far is that ziva is allowed to say fuck. She’s free now @paramountplus #NCISTonyAndZiva
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I freaking love watching hunter cure and his yellow mare steer wrestle. Mare power baby #nfr
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Kelsey Dunlap retweeted
My entire life revolves around the time 11:59pm
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I had a coach in high school who regularly ran us until we puked because “we had never been pushed to our limits”. Not sure what his goal was, but the result was me never trusting an authority figure again and resenting being told what to do. & that’s on high school sports trauma
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babbyyyy fever 🥺 scarlet & rosalita are so close to foaling
Imma just say it—I don’t think Bruno Mars is going to get his chance to be on the cover of Forbes smiling next to Oprah & the queen
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does anyone else have an ex best friend who completely traumatized them with no warning orrrr is that just a me thing 😀
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the world is too cold without you james
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I’m not afraid of serial killers I’m afraid of people who don’t keep cases on their iPhones
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We’re celebrating #InternationalDanceDay with the best dancing Wildlife Warrior in the world! @BindiIrwin you will always be our dancing queen of conservation. 💚🐊
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the fact that “horse girl” is a whole description of our specific breed of people is hilarious to me They’re like “so what’s the deal with y’all and horses?” Like listen buddy your guess is as good as mine
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Turns out oxers aren't the only double standards out here
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I’m just gonna say it I don’t want to enter an online horse show
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I was joking w/ my trainer today abt making deal with the devil and I said well too bad I already sold my soul and she said yeah & thanks to covid you don’t even get to enjoy the benefits &the fact that she knew I was talking about showing horses says a lot about our relationship
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Me: where’s my future husband at My anxiety: you swiped left on him 3 months ago
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what petty detail do you judge people by:
14%shoes
43%eyebrows
0%nails
43%teeth
7 votes • Final results
It’s 2020 and I am no longer accepting hate for my love of Lady Gaga
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