marketing assistant; I fuck with eggs

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined November 2008
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Just canceled your order, don’t share your info online guys 👍
I just asked Grok @Bot to research the most fun Lego Star Wars kits for young kids and order them. As easy as that.
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BREAKING: ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox News, all five networks of the White House TV pool, have just suspended all coverage of Trump's public events effective immediately over the White House ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico, with no replacement pool, saying "no administration should restrict a news organization because it objects to its reporting." The White House left the primary TV pool slot empty for today, the day CNN was due to lead it for Trump's trip to the UN General Assembly in New York, after CNN's White House reporter had her pass confiscated on Saturday. Trump begins UN week, two days after cutting short Camp David over a possible escalation with Iran, with no shared network feed of his public events.
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not picking a side is picking a side
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hey @johnsummit would love to shoot your Breakaway Utah set next month. I’m a local and big fan, here’s some of my work:
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The irony is off the charts lmfao
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You can tell flock cameras are unpopular with actual America when you start seeing mugshots like this
I wonder who the mastermind of this operation was?
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there’s glass in our bread
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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I’m on here to say I’ve strictly been listening to frost children and underscores and you should too
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I still can't believe how good they made this game
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first time playing this song thank you chicago <3
Ninajirachi performs her collaboration with Porter Robinson, “WannaCry,” live for the first time at Lollapalooza.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ninajirachi and Porter Robinson first performed “WannaCry” live at Coachella in April 2026, not Lollapalooza. edmtunes.com/2026/07/porter… theneedledrop.com/news/ninajirac…
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16 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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This is what Sleep Token sounds like to me
A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight
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Very rapidly approaching the point where terrorism is defined as anything other than letting the obscenely rich do whatever the fuck they want, laws and rights be damned.
Flock CEO calls ‘DeFlock,’ a project where users map Flock cameras, a terrorist organization “Unfortunately, there’s terrorist organizations like DeFlock whose primary motivation is chaos. They’re closer to Antifa than they are anything else”
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Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
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Why they got the Chik-Fila-A Workers looking like harkonnen soldiers From Dune 😭💀
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BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.
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Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home
The Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has been revealed to be massive. (via: @TheNTDOfan)
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Hey dude do you wanna go b2b? My manager said he can drop us off if your manager can pick us up.
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