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Philosophical Genius (again) Potatofex Maximus he/him

Joined April 2021
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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II retweeted
monkey spit@monkeyspiit12h
It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
Hellfest.com ™@Hellfestdotcom15h
Please DON'T bring your infant to a hardcore fest 👶
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krimbo@fuckasparagus11h
👀 @joerogan
TMZ
@TMZ15h
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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steven monacelli@stevanzetti14h
The Cheesecake Factory isn't the epitome of the average American voter's taste because you can't even bring a gun inside
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker14h
A big barrier to entry into hard right wing politics as currently constructed is that you have to be sexually attracted to cartoon children to be in the club. If they loosen up some of these rules, I think their movement could see more success.
Will Sommer
@willsommer15h
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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팀탐@gimojji257123h
할로윈을 맞이해 어떤캐릭터를 코스프레 하는 제리드 메사
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“birdie”@birdietheborzoi19h
They should let you turn left on red if you’re pure of heart
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august@regularaugustOct 24
Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 24
Marin Kitagawa from the anime My Dress-Up Darling is getting an $8,000 life-size figure She stands around 5 feet 5 inches tall and comes dressed in a fabric school uniform
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ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Mom found the landship drawer
ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Switched to a slightly darker gray. STL is ready to drop, should I release it this weekend or wait to release everything at once?
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Spooky Trinity Nova 🪄👻🎃@TrinityNovaVTOct 24
Gundams biggest failure as an IP can be found in just how many shows and spin offs there is but they have yet to utilize the most classic character trope. It’s about time we get an extremely intelligent character that also happens to be a gorilla that can jump incredibly far.
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Ann 💙❤️🩷@G_AdventRayOct 24
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
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holly 🏳️‍⚧️@hollysqueakOct 24
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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c 🫗@mightbechidiOct 23
HowlingJoestar@HowlingJoestarOct 22
Update she physically and emotionally cheated on me with her ex
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Lauren Pleska 🏳️‍🌈@RadFemme74Oct 24
Replying to @applecookedback @brenda_archer @SocialistSauce @coolaunt2021 @leftisnotwoke @JLippy76 @bluebirdjam @Ipsirk_douce @valdore420 @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @h_alliekat @VelvetLandmine @latsot @DianeCarolRoy1 @hasitcometothat @MarsJaneM @HilllbillyHugs @Lucifer_mortala @MarcyJaneM @Fae_enby_babe @effinelonmusk @BeastofBalfron @EffinMaggie @StitchingSin @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @hellinhandcarts @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie
Turns out bears are much more enthusiastic, hungry even, for libertarianism than people are.
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 23
Replying to @ZelenskyyUa
@ZelenskyyUa please bomb another data center, the bots are all up in my shit again
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steven monacelli@stevanzettiOct 23
Let's go girls
jen ramos-eisen@jenramoseOct 23
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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matt_brannigan@matt_branniganOct 23
did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceOct 15
Replying to @applecookedback @StitchingSin @Cowboymeows_ @effinelonmusk @bluebirdjam @Lucifer_mortala @EffinMaggie @DianeCarolRoy1 @BeastofBalfron @coolaunt2021 @Fae_enby_babe @MarsJaneM @ExiledSpitfire @h_alliekat @JLippy76 @leftisnotwoke @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @brenda_archer @MarcyJaneM @VelvetLandmine @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @latsot @hellinhandcarts @RadFemme74 @hasitcometothat @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @Ipsirk_douce @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie @BiardMacGuineas @f3ck13ss
I gotchu
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Paul Blandomania@blandCinemaSep 15
Actual photo of Jk Rowling’s house
Sam (he/him)@mushycroutonSep 14
Absolutely incredible.
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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceSep 14
polly@polyfraggrenadeSep 13
fuck it. optics nuke time agp is trutrans and so called "hsts" are just effeminate gay men far closer to masculinity, as seen by their tendency to be "log cabin republcians" theyre also agp too in a sense the idea of being a woman with a man turns them on, the hate is projected
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