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Joined August 2020
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the people i know could have you pantied and sissified in seconds
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I’m Chris fapsen with. Jerkline nbc
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Made out with uncle pussy last night
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if getting money was gay then i'd have a mouth full of cum
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My vibe-coded nephew just costume mogged me with his abstracted Jax fit and outed me as sub-5 wobblemeat in front of my entire polycule. Fuck my life.
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She asked who’s pussy is this I said John Lennon
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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trick or treat wobblemeat give me knowledge that’s elite
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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What if instead of primetime it was called pooptime
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Please, Mr. Fаggot Retard was my father
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you can fuck my bi twink but you’re getting shot over my nonbinary bear
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they’re saying chris touched dan that’s why he’s quiet
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Replying to @dabhaddestbih
Really ew? If u ship dansen u r 🤮 disgusting.. what the didy
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Dark woke 🙏
SNL's Michael Che takes aim at Charlie Kirk, Trump and MAGA supporters throughout his new Netflix special, repeatedly using the R-word slur to describe Republicans and conservatives. Che opened "Shot in Minnesota" by joking about Kirk's killing, saying he felt like "Erika Kirk on this stage" before admitting he didn't know who the activist was before his death. He then launched into an extended riff calling Trump a "r-word whisperer" and mocking his supporters as people who "don't like to think that much." The "Weekend Update" co-anchor defended his repeated use of the slur, saying he'd "stop saying it when I stop seeing it" — and argued that abandoning the word is the reason r-word "people have taken over the world." Full story here foxnews.com/media/snl-weeken…
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If I was Clayface I’d give myself big boobs & a huge voluptuous ass & start an OnlyFans
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the internet becomes so much easier to navigate once you realize everyone is either a cia agent or a 14 year old
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if i beat that pussy up is you gone tell on me
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“b-b-but that artist mocked religion!”
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