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Joined December 2022
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Perfect day for annoying people who love all of the game changers (me) like we're talking two seasons of hollanov and RYAN AND FABIAN and troy and harris, and a two hours skip centered special, like when i tell you i'm the happiest person rn
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Damn it feels good to WAKE UP IN A BLUE STATE and I will never get tired of saying that. Good morning TEXAS 💙
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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The scale of James Talarico’s victory is simply astounding. He still wins if you remove Dallas, Travis, and Harris counties.
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Exactlyyyy
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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first Saturday as a Blexan in Blexas. the air genuinely feels cleaner
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Texas went blue suddenly gas down from $3.69 to $3.24 lmao
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Hollanov one tweet au where Ilya is going out with Shane who’s older and very chronically offline
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the concept of seeing scott hunter in his slutty elf costume in imax
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the weather has been perfect, everyone’s been nicer, the lines at HEB moved fast and my small town coffee shop hired a new barista with a septum piercing
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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eric bennett will actually be real and not a ghost haunting us anymore soon ohmygod
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I need you people to just come out and say that you hate Muslims instead of hiding under this fake concerns.
you really can’t be pro women’s rights and also support devout muslims in political office i fear
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Man this is the STRONGEST daylight savings ever dawg. I’ve been fighting for my life when it gets dark
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I need y’all to learn what things mean before criticizing because that’s NOT what people mean by “everything showers” lmfao
Why are people calling showers "everything showers" shouldn't every shower be an everything shower? are y'all not washing your ass until like every fourth shower? That'll absolutely make sense on why so many people smell like shit nowadays.
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Holy shit 🤣🤣
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I can’t lie I get giddy seeing Greg Abbott signs signs still up knowing he lost 😭
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You know what fucks up a baby after birth? Intracranial hemorrhages or brain bleeds
Babies don't need a Vitamin K shot. It's reversing the natural biological process. They are fucking up your baby on purpose one hour after birth. Please stop vaccinating. It's unnecessary.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Newborns receive a vitamin K injection (not a vaccine) one hour after birth to prevent potentially fatal bleeding from naturally low levels at birth; the CDC and AAP have recommended it since 1961 as safe and effective. cdc.gov/vitamin-k-defi… cdc.gov/vitamin-k-defi… aap.org/en/news-room/n… chop.edu/pediatric-heal…
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the cousins + kevin seriously get all dolled up to go clubbing every other week like they were fr dressing and styling and slutting it out every friday night omg whores
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