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Capricious Smartass. Whisky Drinker. Yankees Fan. Traveling Hobo. Myth.

 Only the hobo knows.
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Joined February 2009
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We didn't have playdates when I was a kid; our parents kicked us out till dark. And the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries like Mother Nature intended.
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I think everybody needs to be a little kinder to each other.
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To answer your question, yes, you can always have my pickle.
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For the next seven months, my mental state is gonna be largely dependent on a rotating crew of 26 men who throw and hit pieces of rawhide with large wooden sticks. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Things started going to shit when they started closing down all the rollerskating rinks.
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Tampa 馃洬 鈿撅笍 let鈥檚 roll!
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Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 1,879 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio
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are there other nogs or do we only have the egg one?
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What if we just win on Saturday?
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I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.
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The Savanah Bananas displayed more fundamentals than the New York Yankees in 2024
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@MLB20 Oct 2024
Your 2024 American League Champions: the @Yankees! 馃帀
Yankees players and staff pose for a team photo after clinching a World Series berth. They are wearing gray "American League Champions" t-shirts and various pieces of Yankees gear.

ALT Yankees players and staff pose for a team photo after clinching a World Series berth. They are wearing gray "American League Champions" t-shirts and various pieces of Yankees gear.

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!!!!!!!!!!
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Please throw the Alex Orji formation in the trash
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My favorite part of the Connor Stalions documentary was when Michigan won the National Championship.
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20 years ago this week, the Dave Matthews Band dumped 800 pounds of poop on people taking a cruise on the Chicago River. 馃挬 Chicago will never forget. "This is our generation鈥檚 O鈥橪eary鈥檚 cow." buff.ly/3LUHHcY
Image from Block Club Chicago (@BlockClubCHI)
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If you鈥檙e not playing EA CFB 25 right now, you are an enemy of the state
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Bartolo Col贸n
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my brain when i鈥檓 hormonal and overstimulated
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