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I hate when men laugh. What’s funny? Cheating?

Morning yall. The goat finally woke up. Ik yall missed me. Dw tho I’m back

Who wants to be bf for the summer? We can break up Feb 15

Do you guys also fantasise about explaining stuff you like to others

Please stop asking for a beautiful, smart, funny, kind, thoughtful, caring, charismatic and mysterious girlfriend with a good music taste and some fat, juicy, earth shaking tits for christmas. I’m tired of santa trying to kidnap me every morning.

Why can’t everyone be a good person like me and Jesus

Scaring the hoes by being pure of heart and being too forward. I never gave a fuck

Some of yalls boyfriends look like they sit criss cross applesauce to jerk off

This job ain’t the one if they keep you away from twitter. I quit

Sorry guys big mamas been a bit down

The world dont revolve around you cause it revolves around me lol be safe tho

I’m about to make some moves in silence again just letting yall know I’m about to be moving silently and to clarify what I mean by that is that I am giving you guys a heads up that I am about to make big moves but with little to no sound

Put a load into this guy or whatever the saying is

Wen his dih get hard in front of you oh dats tung tung tung sahur

I just exist and everyone tryna kiss me. Lemme breathe bro

Every interaction I have with a guy is like the game episode with no gems