Michael

th.bing.com/th/id/AMMS_acfe6… #Twat

Oh No, twatter. I am not answering any of your rando questions. You need a new tactic for people with a brain.

The best thing about this service is that things get lost so quickly if you just blurt shit out.

Friend: So we've not talked in a bit. Are you okay? Me: Oh yes, Im right as the mail. Friend: What does that even mean? Me: That's you're a dumbass, but I appreciate your sentiment. Friend: Did you call me a dumbass? Me: Yes. Friend: Asshole. Me: Yes.

Joker. Mm. We had a lot of fun this halloween.

Of course, we predicted all this back in 2014, but we are always early to the party.

So we no longer go to an office. We've pierced our lip twice, and dyed our hair several times. We are not meant for Isolation. We are a herd animal. #HumanIsolation

We might be back now. We are writing again. We shall see how this goes.

gofundme.com/f/h5c3wb-assist… #OpioidEpidemic Please take a moment to read and even a $1 would help my friend get her life together now that she must raise this child alone.

Assistance gofundme.com/f/h5c3wb-assist…

Oh it has been too long since I've gone away from this wonderful absurdity. Time to return and set things right. Mostly because the Waking Dream is about to come alive.

Science Needs to Rediscover Itself arkangyl.com/2019/06/27/scie…

I've been away so long, I almost forgot how to tweet.

So, I've decided that the Zombie Apocalypse is already upon us. Everyday is a new episode of #TheWalkingDumb

Please not a Rust clone. Please #Fallout76 nitter.gq/BethesdaStudios/status…

I think @radiohead is really stretching trying to sue @LanaDelRey I love both of you, but this is a stupid argument.

Justice League and then food tomorrow night. Friday will be amazing!