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That was one of the easy ones!

''Down on the ground! Down on the ground!'' (sounds of the police struggling to hold Riddler down)

Oh, oh, that's rich.

And that, dear Robin, is where you will find the sternest challenge yet,

''Riddler! Come with me. There's someone I want you to meet.''

What a fitting end for you, detective. A stain on my floor.

(One step forward, two steps back.)

I don't know which is more corrupt- the prison industrial complex, or your vocabulary files!

Great. I've still got over a hundred of these traps to set up, and now I have to go kill another assistant!

It feels like drowning, doesn't it? When the answer is at the edge of your cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it.

What is most like a bee in May?

''Forget Scarecrow. It's time to face your one true nemesis, Batman.'' ''Oh dear. Is that who I think it is?'' ''Nigma…''

Joining the GCPD was the easiest thing I ever did. I will find out all of their dirty little secrets. By the time they know what I know, it will be too late. This is only the beginning.

I can remember every time you've hurt me. Sometimes I wake up, Dark Knight, to the feel of your hands around my neck- your carbon fiber coated fists smashing into my solar plexus...

I'm disappointed, Batman. You do realize there are other ways to overcome obstacles beyond smashing them?

Come now, Dark Knight. How can a mere door thwart your attempts to rescue that pathetic individual. Do I need to provide you with a key? How about a cheat code?

WELCOME! AVES OR MAMMALIA. DON'T LIE. DELIGHTFUL YOU MAY NOW EXIT.

Okay, now I'm confused. You made it this far. So you know- you know there's nothing left for you here. So, you have to tell me. What are you doing? Does your brain just sort of shut down from time to time? Or do you just need to hear the sound of my voice?

The hostage will die, and I will be victorious.