US Army Retired CW3, Retired Police Detective Sgt, Conservative and Stoic. Story teller of crazy true life cop /military stories and anything else I find odd.
North Carolina, USA
Joined April 2024
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Just a reminder of all crap I been through this last year. There were three people who stood by me and helped. And then family members who were just evil.
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I’m trying to follow back my new followers and I am getting “client error” Anyone have any clue ??
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Repost, Cop Story:
It wasn’t too long after FTO and I was on my own working midnights. We got a burglary alarm call and myself and backup arrived at the business. I pull in and there was a slight incline away from business. I’m going through everything in my head, blackout, got my flashlight, my keys, checked as arrived on radio. It was cold night so left car running and locked it (I have my spare key) and we go check building. We end up finding an open door, no one inside and call the key holder. They arrive and we check again and he locks up. So this was about an hour and I get into my car thinking to myself, I did good...my first burglary call. We cleared the building tactically. I check back in service and reach for column to put car in drive….ahhh, car was in drive, no parking brake on. In my haste I forgot to put car in park. I was on just enough incline that for an hour in drive the car didn’t move. Luck was with me that night…never did that again.
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Finally back home and estate settled. Maybe a little more routine life:
Army Story: This one goes way back to basic training. When I joined, my recruiter told me never volunteer for anything. Along about week three of BCT the drill sergeants said that we need a platoon driver. He asked if anyone could drive a truck. He said this would be a good gig, so I broke the rule and volunteered. "Drill Sergeant, I drove a school bus." It actually turned into a great gig. I missed a whole week of basic training classes because I had to go to drivers training. I never pulled KP since I was the one who had drive staff duty around. The best part of this was the final 20 mile ruck march. I drove the deuce and half truck and followed the whole company. My job, pick up everyone that dropped out of the march. That my friend is how you slide through basic training!!
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There’s no way I would work customer service in today’s environment. I’ll be knocking somebody the fuck out in the first hour of my job. Saucy! Saucy! 🤡
This perfectly encapsulates the ‘black woman’ in America.
Loud.
Annoying.
Contradictory.
Confidently wrong.
This is what we are forced to live with.
There is no reasoning with someone like this.
IQ of a blunt wrap.
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