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Слава Україні • Chairman of the bored • Often awkward & always late to notice • Forever living out of time • Avid non sequiturist

Tulsa, OK (not a fun place)
Joined August 2011
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"You cannot be wise and in love at the same time." - Bob Dylan Heh. He's not wrong.
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Oh no! Wait! What about all those paychecks we were going to get!? Did no one take Trump seriously?!? LOL
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Dear, @DNC / @TheDemocrats I think we'd all appreciate less boastful victory laps right about now. Your overall track record has amounted to waiting for the #GOP to set fire to enough stuff that people choose you by default. You got the votes. Don't make everyone regret you too.
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My memory of the last time y'all had power handed to you, you spent entirely too much time acquiescing to the GOP thinking there was good faith involved. And what happened when they regained power? You weren't even an afterthought, amid their power mania.
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May he never know peace again.
A Berkeley chemical engineer who suffered years of unexplained illness discovered through a spy camera from Amazon that her coworker, David Xu, was poisoning her food and water with cadmium, a toxic heavy metal for nearly 18 months between 2017 and 2019. The victim experienced significant health problems and at times required emergency care at a hospital. Newly released video shows Xu appearing to put a substance in her water bottle in 2019. Xu was arrested that year and charged with attempted murder and two counts of poisoning, offenses that could have sent him to prison for life. But under a plea deal, the attempted murder charge and one poisoning count were dropped. Xu pleaded no contest to one felony poisoning charge and received two years of probation, with credit for one day served. He completed probation in March and is now seeking to have his felony conviction dismissed.
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Taking a second to actually type on here. (Feels weird) So, I saw #MastersOfTheUniverse. It was legitimately good! I was surprised! I expected it to be fairly entertaining. But, it was actually good!
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It was appropriately self-aware, too. Several well structured jokes that were very well timed. Campiness only works when it halfway is the butt of it's own jokes — and knows it. And we definitely got that, here. I mean, they licensed Princes of the Universe!
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I think about this bit fairly regularly to this day.
Andy Serkis czytający tweety Trumpa głosem Golluma. Umarłem.
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Cute, telling people what their opinions are. 'Cause this is *very* uncanny looking.
Death Stranding 2 already proved that you don't need generative AI to make extremely realistic faces in video-games This running smoothly on a PS5 console is showing how much progress game graphics have made over the years. Most importantly, this doesn't look uncanny
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For gear heads out there, this month's giveaway from #PerfectCircuit is pretty substantial. CRSSD x Sequential Giveaway wn.nr/LqrESUt
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Okay. So, what if I see a Disney-esque, tired, old tortoise, who just wants to be left alone for once?
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Just got back from seeing #TronAres, and I have a few thoughts… Speed run: It's not terribly compelling, but it's not bad. In particular, Jared Leto's acting isn't the problem. The overbearing score, however, often times is.
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Re: #JaredLeto… I don't know what critics expected from an AI that wasn't given a de facto human emotional spectrum; that is to say, he was built by an egomaniac, and was intended to be a relative sociopath. To that end, Leto effectively nailed the part.
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Probably a pretty solid bit on the foster of samplers. Oh! I could probably proselytize for mix engineering in professional music for that long or longer.
You suddenly find yourself on-stage for your own TED Talk. With no prior planning, what topic can you discuss for 18 minutes?
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Without a doubt, one of the best ideas is to drop a little under a shot of absinthe in a glass of wine. LOL
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I can't help but feel @bennjordan might find this interesting. (Assuming he doesn't already know about it.) ircamamplify.com/products/ai…
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That I was unwittingly being conditioned to be everyone's minstrel.
If you could go back and tell your teenage self one thing, what would it be?
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A recording booth. That or a hotel breakfast station.
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Dear, @cityoftulsagov Are you not taking grass clippings anymore? This also happened in a different neighborhood late last week. Maybe there was a memo people missed?
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Moist Alone
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How Stella Got Her Moist Back
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Star Wars: A Moist Hope
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