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Sean, From On Line

@asimplesean

occasionally charming screwup

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heavensgate.com
Joined February 2011
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Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.
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Savannah@shutupsavannah11 Jul 2019
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@asimplesean ur a lil bitch
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why yes mr president it's a perfect moment for a 4th of july parade on the national mall
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what I meant to say is that I am NOT a crook
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It was a smawl mistake-I did nawt self-cawntradict, I misspoke. Awbviously what I meant to say was ask NAWT what yaww country can do fuh you
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Really what we're all learning here together today is how many of history's memorable presidential soundbytes contain the word "not"
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Obviously what I *meant* to say was that this aggression will NOT stand, this aggression against Kuwait will *not* stand. not stand.
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which one is even which
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Like fuckin cmon yall. Anyway how's everybody. Everybody here on Twitter. Has twitter become good in the last several months by any chance
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Ted Cruz looks like the Mrs Doubtfire mask when Harvey Firestein first puts the latex mold on Robin Williams' face but before he paints it
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dont really know how to self retweet posts anymore but just logged in for the 1st time in forever bc I recalled how powerfully true this is
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rather than have an original thought for an all-new tweet im gonna ease back into twitter by just wondering aloud if this is relevant again
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Whoopi Pics@whoopi_pics5 Nov 2017
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the reason president trump's twitter went offline for 11 minutes is he found out how long it'd been since i tweeted and deactivated in rage
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the less frequently I pop in the more bizarre the whole enterprise feels upon sober reflection
the english language is an inexhaustible well of mystery and delight
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good 2 b bacc 6969
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Mike Flaherty@MikeFlaherty68 Feb 2017
Replying to @asimplesean
#sugardaddy
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Jeff Probst's wife is probably having a worse time than the rest of us since the whole 'former reality TV hosts can be president now' thing
much to the chagrin of our sociocultural discourse
sorry brother. I'm still "here" in a general sense (i.e. no pretensions of 'quitting' etc). Mental ups&downs've kept me scarce
NB this is in no way some kind of bizarre/highly specific fetish I just wanna pal around with a smart funny old dude
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