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Askarov PULLED THE NET DOWN to try and stop a goal. 😭🫣

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Joined August 2025
this came to me in a dream
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i want an excuse to get another piercing so if we get any butt fuck trade in the next weeks i will book an appointment that day to feel something other than pain but also feel pain
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i retired my horizontal eyebrow when ekky got traded so i would be filling the hole he left Literally
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blue wave inspired that locker room to unionize wow
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i’m so tired i just realized players only meeting means players only okay i thought warso was in that room goodbye bro never mind
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he gone ?😊
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inch resting
Sharks had players only meeting
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lied and kept watching okay i’m actually out
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yep i’m out
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oh my god brah
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being forced to watch the panthers on what is supposed to be sharks precious time i should be getting reimbursed
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evander kane is going to fucking russia bruh oh my godddddd this isn’t real
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jasper retweeted
hey who's your friend? #71
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Smitty is hyped for gameday. 😤
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get beckett sennecke talk off of my TL especially in this context.
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Askarov first in, he’ll start
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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#oomfstoIRLs fun fact of the week #1: me and @soraflopp got hired at our local ice cream shop just bc we both were “fun” (alternative) and after 4 years of working there we got soft fired as we continued to be.. alternative. and get piercings and didn’t fit the “retro aesthetic”
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the owner was lowkey a creep and got way too excited when i dyed my hair blonde and it was like a family but it was an abusive household and it felt like watching my parents divorce because the couple who owned the shop were always fighting and putting us in the middle
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