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@aster_etc

🎤🐛 shitposting woman who loves cats, spiders and bugs, especially the ugly ones.

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Joined August 2020
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Time to open up DoorDash and order my monthly supply of (38) 40lb bags of cow manure from Lowe’s, with a custom tip of $6 dollars
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Mukbang but it’s me solving a problem by eating the elephant one bite at a time
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the second Jd Vance got away from Trump he started angrily fucking a couch, just smacking the shit out of it
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hobby lobby has been renamed habibi lobby
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we’re putting planned parenthoods inside all Walmarts
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Bee 🐝@xoxobre_Nov 2
Omfg I would’ve buuuuuuuuussttttttttttttteddd in my panties Omfggggggg this lady so got damn fineeeeee!!!
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@HottieisYOUCoolNov 2
She must’ve gave Toni Childs
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TacoC@tacoc13Nov 2
調酒好喝，氣氛很棒，但 Bartender 是一隻蟑螂
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clit@clit_cannibalNov 2
so full of farts it’s gone up to my brain and fogged it all up
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auditory processing disorder will make every person around you sound like the Charlie Brown adults becuz two sounds dared to occur at the same time
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bad hearing moodboard
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kay :3@pupkayyNov 1
if i were to be an actual puppy i would not be obedient in the slightest id be biting the fuck outta the table legs in the kitchen
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they’re doing this to me tomorrow
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farting so hard my son goes missing
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If you like black coffee you probably like eating cigarettes you find on the ground
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विक्रम 𝘬ꪊꪑꪖ𝘳 🥑🪼 (@printf_meme_) profile pictureविक्रम 𝘬ꪊꪑꪖ𝘳 🥑🪼
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furkan?@ruhadegOct 31
sanatımı ortaya koydum nasıl olmuş
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