@asteroidlester

| she/they | ⓥ | 🏳️‍🌈

 loitering
Joined February 2013
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personally I would like to have seen Nathan question Elizabeth why she started doing the deep voice
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Hestia, Esq@Hestia_EsqOct 25
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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#isaweverything
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive
Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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he picked some of the last blooms of the year for me :)
mads ᝰ@asteroidlesterSep 16
enjoying the fruits and flowers of my boyfriend’s labor
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rollercoastered all day yesterday and ate pizza at 3 am yaaay
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spiceposting
mads ᝰ@asteroidlesterOct 4
cupboardposting
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not pictured is my absolutely massive container of kala namak that’s been expired for over a year bc I conceivably would never need that much Indian black salt
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grocery shopping highlights
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if he gets a strike ur gay
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update : car was locked last night and I’m guessing the same person got inside by pulling down my car windows enough to unlock it, all my shit was everywhere again but still nothing stolen or missing ????
mads ᝰ@asteroidlesterOct 14
someone got into my car and didn’t steal anything. not even my spare change. tf
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i’m like if Leah and Emily and Abigail from Stardew Valley all had freak baby
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in my pajamas
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I’ve spent a calendar year feeling like I have to lose 10 pounds by tomorrow to feel better
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maybe it’s actually time I lose the 10 pounds hahaha! .life was truly so much easier when i was not in the recovery part of an eating disorder
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cute snacks I got at the movie theater
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unprecedented levels of cute and unique snacks. only $10. support your local small theaters
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someone got into my car and didn’t steal anything. not even my spare change. tf
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Ngl this is what Taylor Swift’s music sounds like to me
manic nixon dream girl@kennixonetteOct 12
this insane ad I just got
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this man’s mind amazes me. just like a long episode of How To
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