Comedian | Writer | Visual Artist. Stuff: @choreomusical, @sketchesabout. Words in @mcsweeneys, @bwybeatnews, @PointsinCase and more. (she/her)

New York, NY
Joined June 2014
This party is over, so: IG: annettestorckman TikTok @nettlesandpaint
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Hi, I’m on Twitter.
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Gen Z, if you’re going to be fascists, I’m going to need you to at least not choose the worst fashion trends from Y2K to force us back into.
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Man, fascism is just so BORING. “ my whole personality is hating different things and I’ll do genocide” SNORE. Have an original thought you fucking dork.
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Hot take: I don’t care what the rest of the world think about the election. Why? Because I only care about the American citizens who will be hurt, be k*lled, be left to die by this administration. I don’t care about liberal embarrassment, I care about people.
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Me, every hour until this long nightmare is over
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To be clear, I am Paula.
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still relevant
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idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women
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I think this is the best take yet on this issue 👇
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I painted this fat birb
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Blessings to my watercolor instructor who took my love of the medium from general enjoyment to coveted ADHD hyper-fixation 🤌
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I would like to please give all of my heat related pregnancy vomiting to those lawmakers strip reproductive rights and give handouts to oil companies.
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They put White Lotus under Drama and The Bear under Comedy???????? Media literacy is dead.
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Victorian Ghost: "Welcome to the haunted mansion!" Me: "All mansions are haunted by the exploitation of the worker by the mega-rich." Victorian Ghost: "Oh man."
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Ugh do I really have to go on Thr**ds? Mutuals, did you go there? I don’t want my Uncle Jim getting instant access to my shit posts.
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THE MORE YOU TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS THE MORE I AM GOING TO SCREAM ABOUT THE COUNCIL OF NICAEA
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Liberal Christian: I acknowledge our holidays are scheduled to replace pagan holidays. Me: YUP & when the Council of Nicaea met making Christianity the religion of Rome, they chose the Bible to align with their pagan religion like the virgin birth of Romulus and misogyny and—
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