blair’s archive

#taekookau where Taehyung’s a chart-topping artist whose photocards are in extremely high demand, and Jungkook is his actor boyfriend. Those two things are definitely, inextricably, related.

#taekookau where Taehyung’s used to bad relationships and cheaters. When he tries the tiktok prank of reaching for your bf’s phone, Taehyung’s heart stops when Jungkook lunges- -but not for his phone. Instead: “You said you didn’t want any chicken! So I only got one serving!”

#taekookau where they haven’t been dating long, when Jungkook learns what it means to date Kim Taehyung. Why sales associates at stores clamor anytime they walk in, and envious eyes seem to follow everywhere they go. (Taehyung can’t stop doting on him, to everyone’s benefit).

#taekookau where Jungkook overhears Taehyung gushing about a particular dog (“an adorable black and brown fluffball”) he met at the adoption center, and decides to adopt said dog (for love). And accidentally adopts the wrong one. A Doberman. Taehyung had meant the Pomeranian.

#taekookau where jk and mob boss!th broke up months ago, but jk still has assigned bodyguards and tries to flirt with one of them, thinking th’s moved on. “Sorry,” the guard laughs. “I’ve seen the way my boss looks at you. In love with you still. That means you’re off limits.”

#taekookau where SNU fratstar Taehyung arrives to a party only to find his bf holding the “DTF” cup, being chatted up. Jungkook looks up, startled, as Taehyung snatches his cup and stacks it into a pink one for taken. “But I am DTF,” Jungkook pouts innocently. “With you.”

ok but what ab a #taekookau where th is the world’s most revered and prodigious warlock, who shows kindness to a poor street urchin. next thing he knows is a mythical /dragon/ clinging to him beyond all comprehension. little does he know: it’s jk, the poor boy he helped.

#taekookau where Taehyung proposes to the love of his life during a t-swift concert during “love story” - only for Jungkook to cackle and shake his head. Taehyung thinks he’s just been dumped. Jungkook thinks Taehyung was joking, making fun of the tiktok proposal. Whoops.

#taekookau where they’ve been in love for 3 years, when Jungkook abruptly breaks up with Taehyung just before his senior year abroad, claiming he fell out of love. Until Taehyung shows up at his door, a continent away. “Fell out of love? You think I don’t know you? You’re mine.”

#taekookau where Jungkook pouts, upset with the latest trending topic of his boyfriend. “What are they all talking about? Your face isn’t hard to read, I can tell what you’re thinking all the time—” “Bun,” Taehyung laughs softly. “All of my expressions are for you alone.”

#taekookau when the weather abruptly turns frosty and unforgiving midday, Taehyung heads out in search of his husband, whom he knows only wore a thin blouse that day. Jungkook is nowhere to be found. Cue Taehyung, darkly stalking across the grounds holding a cloak.

#taekookau where Taehyung is a world famous designer with his own luxury label. Jungkook is the overworked graduate student struggling to make ends meet. And Taehyung’s newest muse. “Him,” Taehyung says, pointing at the frumpy hoody. “He’s the one.”

#taekookau where Kim Taehyung is the living nightmare that haunts Seoul as he rules over its criminal underbelly, as well as Dr. Kim-Jeon’s husband. When Jungkook falls sick, Taehyung is prepared to do anything in his power to fix it, the only way he knows how. At gunpoint.

#taekookau where well-to-do chaebol husbands tk get word their troublemaker child got into trouble at school /again/. “Please,” Jungkook sighs, long suffering. “Why biting, of all things? Why not just talk too much in class, or- Tae, put down the weight and talk to your son-“

#taekookau where chaebol taehyung has shown 0 interest in anyone despite being high society’s #1 sought after bachelor for years. But in reality, he isn’t a bachelor at all - has been secretly married to Jungkook, a small town baker who’s held his entire heart all along.

#taekookau where Jungkook is hired as a private nanny, unaware the single father is none other than Kim Taehyung, Seoul’s most feared crime boss - and leaves him sassy notes each day. Until one day Taehyung comes home to: “Where were you? I told you of the kids’ recital today!”

#taekookau where one of Dr. Jeon’s many enamored patients decides to make his move - unaware that his husband, mob boss Taehyung, is in the room. “Please,” Taehyung murmurs lowly. The man startles, but Taehyung looks at Jungkook. “May I please kneecap him? Just this once.”

#taekookau where Jungkook shows up after summer with new muscles, contacts and sans braces, and sends the entire school into a panic over “the unbelievably hot new kid.” feat. salty Taehyung, because he's been dating JK for 2 years already, he's always been cute, /thank you/.

#taekookau where Jungkook keeps introducing Taehyung as his “ex-boyfriend.” “Stop,” Taehyung scowls. Jungkook giggles. “He’s my ex-boyfriend,” Jungkook says with a shit-eating grin. Jungkook’s friend blinks at them. “I’m your /husband/,” Taehyung says through grit teeth.

#taekookau where they’ve happily been in a relationship for two years; or so Jungkook had thought. Until he overhears a conversation between Taehyung and his ex: “Do you ever miss the way we used to be?” Bogum asks. Taehyung hums. “Sometimes.” Jungkook’s heart stills.