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Joined February 2015
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My mom is so pretty wow
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8:02 Friday 13th November, 2026 Asma: Wa yace muku Ina sonku? All because of food 😭😭😭
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Be like Asake hate poor people pass Kilomene
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Cheating on your wife is indeed not a fireable offense. Multiple affairs with your direct subordinates at work, on the other hand, is the most justifiably fireable offense of all time, and if you didn’t immediately revise your opinion of Jensen when *that* news hit, well…
Married guy of 15 years here. It's not a fireable offense but it's alarming how many of you here think Jensen cheating on his wife repeatedly is no big deal. You want a CEO with no integrity that badly? He could just divorce his wife & sleep with whoever, he's a piece of shit.
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"Schengen Zone" is such a weirdly Chinese name. Where did they even come up with that for a European institution?
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I’d watch anything with Lea Seydoux in it because I’m in love with the sadness in her eyes
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I think men are often surprised when powerful men face consequences because it breaks a fantasy they quietly hold: that enough power, money and influence should make you untouchable
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In the fashion industry, contacts and friends are everything. I don’t know why people who aren’t personable are always suprised about not progressing as fast as someone that has more charisma. It’s literally part of the skill set of the job to be a journalist.
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A new Jensen Huang affair will be announced every hour until our demands are met
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this is a certain sort of victimhood that she is talking about and im sorry most women are rarely apart of it
every time i think im a victim to my circumstances i remember her monologue and stfu
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I have something insane to say but I need someone in Stan Twitter to say it for me
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Wdym my Désiré lost his tooth??? he better not leave Italy like that
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“im too busy for a relationship” is no longer a valid excuse. jensen huang found the time for THREE and he ran a multi billion dollar company. lock in.
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Fairs
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Arda Güler in the Turkish team
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Les bleus?????
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When he calls you his gf in front of his fine ass homeboys
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FC Barcelona deadass the main character of football 🔵🔴
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Hellloo where’s Spence
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