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Andrew Sweeting

@asweeting

With great beard comes great responsibility. Father, husband (of the beautiful @lacush_82 ), fighter (when called for), dolphin call aficionado.

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keddren@keddren27 Apr 2024
Oh, there are definitely police in that photo...
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@JPHilllllll27 Apr 2024
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight. nitter.gq/ClownWorld_/status/178…
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Thoughts of Dog
@dog_feelings2 Apr 2023
i wasn’t a good dog today april fools. i was so good
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Danny DeVito
@DannyDeVito25 Mar 2023
Trollfoot 5:05LA
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Seriously - who wants to be my wealthy benefactor? As a perk, I’m not stinky. 🤣
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Sal Gentile@salgentile8 Feb 2023
she looks like she’s trying to tank a major league baseball team so she can move it to miami
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Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?
An ermine, with summer brown coat, stands upright at Katmai National Park & Preserve.

ALT An ermine, with summer brown coat, stands upright at Katmai National Park & Preserve.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump, in an attempt to deflect blame, just CONFESSED on Truth Social to the crime of paying off Stormy Daniels – just as Manhattan DA attorneys are seeking to try him in court.
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Jake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapper5 Jan 2023
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Evan Handler@EvanHandler5 Jan 2023
Well, yes…
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washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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Greta Thunberg
@GretaThunberg28 Dec 2022
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) profile pictureAndrew Tate
@Cobratate27 Dec 2022
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Physically preparing myself for the #ONStorm
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell21 Dec 2022
Can finally announce: I am humbled, honored, and frankly still in shock to be the new CEO of @twitter. Though we haven't always seen eye to eye (Edgelord memes! Verification fiasco! The "sink" joke being the full extent of his business plan!) I am thrilled @elonmusk took a chan
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holy fucking shit, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are fighting over which one of them is the stupidest fucking idiot. it's like Christmas came a week early
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Matt Novak@paleofuture19 Dec 2022
A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end
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Peter Beck
@Peter_J_Beck19 Dec 2022
Well, we pushed it as hard as we could but the polar vortex won today.
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Andrew@Cosmic_Andrew118 Dec 2022
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Chicobo@chicobo32914 Dec 2022
Sign at work today
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Elon Musk calls himself a free speech absolutist, to justify turning a blind eye to hatred and bigotry on Twitter. But when journalists report unfavorable news, they are banned without warning. The devotion to free speech is apparently not that absolute. But the hypocrisy is.
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Matt@matted112516 Dec 2022
Replying to @JoJoFromJerz @elonmusk
@JoJoFromJerz @elonmusk
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Karbon@KarbonSays16 Dec 2022
Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange
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