Fragile like a Bomb

The South
Joined June 2023
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting Bitch Face keeps you pretty.
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Pregnant Nun (not really pregnant), also my boyfriend went as a priest, also we won the costume contest... Peak Halloween.
What's your favourite Halloween costume you've seen or worn?
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Going through pix of Envy and thought I would share some of my favorites. (black dog in video is her bf Creed)
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Based on historical precedent, it’s time for a second crusade:
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What my lunch hour looks like. ❤️
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No comment necessary.
The best revenge is never letting someone have access to you again.
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So true. 😂
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To all the women threatening to abort their babies if they find out they’re boys: Crazy how you suddenly can define what a boy is even before the baby is born.
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Used Web MD today and apparently I'm dying soon.
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Sometimes "fuck it" is the correct answer.
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Where does the line for desperate ex trying to force contact end, and the line for stalker begin? Asking for no particular reason.
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Ngl, my biggest concern about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Meet Chica, currently our tiniest client. 🩷
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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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