Happy to announce my new tween retelling of a Wes Anderson classic, tentatively called “THE DARJEELING LIMITED TOO”
I think @elonmusk might be doing all of this just so he can be the first human to piss on Mars.
Embarrassed that I subscribed to the wrong streaming service. I got HBOMask and it’s only Eric Stoltz and Jim Carrey movies.
Immersive Van Gogh experience? Big whoop. Back in my theatre days that meant you’d watch an actor ACTUALLY cut off their ear and scream “daddy!” because they’re method.
This onion salmonella outbreak is only upsetting the people who eat onion rings at least twice a week, and frankly I’m getting sick of it. #IAmTheOneionPercent
I thought I was watching SQUID GAME turned out to be MY OCTOPUS TEACHER. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?
Pretty cool to have no faith in any of the three branches of my government. #checksandimbalances
Calling it. There will be a remake of the movie CANDYMAN and the trailer will use a slowed down creepy version of the Willy Wonka song
I can't remember, was it George Washington's FIRST or SECOND term when he got sued by a porn star? #Values
You guys... I’m not a horror buff—is this how every The Purge movie starts? #governmentshutdown
ME: I’ve never seen a photograph with the 4 worst humans in the country. PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold my beer!
Trying to read about gothamist shutting down—first instinct is to go to gothamist... this will not be easy #RIP #nowitsanATM
Sometimes all I need to hear to calm me down in this crazy world is “Dinosaurs and Perfect Strangers are now available on Hulu”