b2b AI Founder | Visionary | co-founder @techroastshow | tech bro comedian

New York City
Joined May 2024
meanwhile them in the pods:
One of the craziest moments in Love Is Blind history
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Working on my Elizabeth Holmes impression for Halloween
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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but have you ever considered how much stress ChatGPT is under?
Brother in law used chat gpt to book my niece’s birthday party and we showed up today and there’s no party
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and they all live in one of his properties
this fact makes me viscerally uncomfortable
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You can't trust anyone anymore...
BREAKING: OpenAI is warning its employees to watch out for spies, especially romantic ones, per WSJ The company has cautioned staff that someone trying to seduce them may likely be a “honeypot." Even strangers approaching them in everyday places could be gathering info.
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San Francisco in 2028
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Elon musk right now
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Trump keeps sending me increasingly desperate text messages. Also I think the intended recipient is Mike Pence and Trump is trying to play a mean girls style prank on him
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call openclaw what it is: Life Changing
said that last year, saying it again. vibes coding is a slur.
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Not unless you vibe code like this guy
software isn’t dead, but it’s certainly solved. you will not be able to find employment as a software engineer in 2028.
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they’re both grindmaxxing. Should’ve used @TrustVanta #comedy #tech #techbros #compliance #techfounder
🤝 Paid partnership
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His wife predicted this
JUST IN: Nvidia jumps to all-time high, closes in on becoming world's first $6T company
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Peak SF is Zuck’s sister DJing the tech week after party while unemployed vibe coding 21 year old founders discuss the future of agentic workflows
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Only in SF do founders discuss the future of mass unemployment under the shimmering light of a disco ball
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become a staff engineer
How the fuck do alcoholics keep their jobs because I had literally two drinks last night and I just woke up at 3pm
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behind the scenes at his company:
we had back to back 26T token days this is several trillion more than the next biggest company - more opensource tokens flow through us than anyone else and we have some related launches coming next week
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There’s nothing quite like family 🥹
The contrast between hanging up the last phone call of the day of high-stakes decisions and then a minute later walking in the door to the pure love of small children who want to laugh and play and show you every discovery they made that day is the strangest and best thing I have ever experienced in life.
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Anyone else’s muse AI respond to e-mails unreliably? I asked mine to check my inbox daily and respond to promising inbounds but instead it sent AI generated nudes of me to my friends and family.
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I did name my Muse Zuck Jr
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Elon and I did have this conversation on the same day 👀
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect. We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out) I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly. I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents. I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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