It will always kill me that Carrie Box expected a man who doesn't know what a microwave is, lives in a shack and believes himself to be immortal to have a Costco club membership card. As far as she knows he's a schizophrenic homeless man who wandered in

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⋆｡˚꒰ঌ ᥒꪮꫀllꫀ ໒꒱˚｡⋆ ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა@caninekei14h

i'm getting maternal over this image she's so 😭😭😭😭😭😭cute😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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makina azul · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

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makina azul@makinazul_arts12h

the full renders for Suction Cup Man Vs Peppino #suctioncupman #pizzatower

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DAMIEN · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:50 PM UTC

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DAMIEN@ozoIog210h

I love when tweets dont load

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Suction Cup Man 🪠 · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:39 PM UTC

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Suction Cup Man 🪠@SuctionCupMaan6h

[ooc: suction cup moobies] #suctioncupman #suctionbusiness

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Sonnet 🪠☀️♥️ ~ succ shin cup man ♥️ · Nov 7, 2026 · 11:14 PM UTC

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Sonnet 🪠☀️♥️ ~ succ shin cup man ♥️@weahoggu6h

this is literally you bro

Suction Cup Man 🪠@SuctionCupMaan6h

Replying to @weahoggu

THATS. THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MY SENTENCE!— ITS NOT- GGGAAAHHH!! I'm going to bed I can't take this .

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Blue King · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

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Blue King@usernothere029h

I think I just made the perfect indie animation cast ever!

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Captain Lori · Nov 7, 2026 · 3:24 AM UTC

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Captain Lori@PrettyUnikittyNov 7

me lowkey

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Tosia · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:23 PM UTC

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Tosia@nunmoder11h

>jestes bialym neonaziolem >idziesz mordowac innych bialych ludzi >zdychasz kurwa >nie ratujesz bialej rasy

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cheszka .⋆♱⃓ · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:41 PM UTC

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cheszka .⋆♱⃓@wranglingit10h

Dear lord Dear lord Dear lord Dear lord send the fucking flood lets just die

cheszka .⋆♱⃓@wranglingit11h

I did not just log onto my main to see a Charlie Kirk selfshipper trying to cancel a Primetime Chris Hansen yumeshipper. My tl isn't real.

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seripu 🥐 · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC

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seripu 🥐@_seripu_11h

Doily umbreon for toyhouse raffle 🖤

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Bauti · Nov 7, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

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Bauti@BautiTheCoolest12h

*NNN STARTS* Normies: naaah no more fapping during a month 😮‍💨😮‍💨😢 Me n my didy bros: 𝐃𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐩 𝐃𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐩 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐩 😮‍💨🤤💦💦

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sam 🐴 comms closed · Nov 7, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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sam 🐴 comms closed@totalmortal9h

Vampire Miku

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Freak the centipede 🐛🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇫🇷 · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

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Freak the centipede 🐛🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇫🇷@TrafficConeGuy16h

Man I love being needlessly edgy it's so fun #suctioncupman

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Freak the centipede 🐛🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇫🇷 · Nov 7, 2026 · 7:28 PM UTC

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Freak the centipede 🐛🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇫🇷@TrafficConeGuy10h

So like, Craig gets knocked out while in his shirt and tie, then suction cup man wakes up in his regular clothes, that implies that in the meantime, this happened (minus all the blood I'm just being edgy for fun)