that’s me by the meatballs #canucks

secret third carolina
Joined August 2015
the Vancouver Canucks have threatened to play hockey in front of me this evening
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"we're lucky that nathan fielder doesn't use his powers for evil"
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uncontested genius in the replies
This has to be the most misgendered character in all of fiction right
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The same friend has replied to my texts with this a few times this week and yeah maybe I should take it to heart
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The #Oilers have placed goaltender Devon Levi on injured reserve (IR). Goaltender Matt Tomkins has been recalled from the @Condors under emergency conditions.
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Shut it all down…people are laughing at humorous things
they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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I don’t like the way that you are all speaking about Quirk Chunguses in a general sense. You can be both Beautiful and Chungus
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Look at the Material.
first documented case of Quirk Chungus in women
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I fw timmy chalamet bc I know he’s hitting that spotify private session to listen to showtunes on the low. Sometimes a quirk chungus becomes clouted as an adult and it’s hard to reconcile publicly. Solidarity
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I get so american off that water
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Already depressed as fuck and a Modest Mouse song came on
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when you cool with everybody
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: The kid had a thousand island stare? Nathan: Sort of. Stavros meant to say “thousand yard stare,” but he’s morbidly obese. Also I’m gay.
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Kidz bop If i beat that pudding up is you gon tell on me
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I had bigger fish to fry quite frankly
if you took “molly” after 2017, congratulations. chances are you actually took meth!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Drug checking of thousands of alleged MDMA samples shows MDMA-only prevalence rose from 56% in 2017 to 74% by 2023, with methamphetamine as one of many minor adulterants not the likely substance. psychedelicnetwork.org.uk/emerging-resea… drugchecking.ca/wp-content/upl… drugpolicyfacts.org/node/4519
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Am I wifeshaped or mistress coded
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