jeff benzos

Gonna try to become illiterate during quarantine

did u even go to college if u didn’t wake up one morning to a guy having to blow into a breathalyzer before he took u home

I wake up and immediately ask my bf 48 questions

shittin at the mall … feels like 2010

New Year’s resolution to dunk got my bf laughing it’s over fam

All of South county smell like McDonald’s

honking my horn like we just won the World Series bc dick Cheney is dead!!!!!!!!!!

can I bring my switch to my cousins baptism

WHY DO IT RUN LIKE THAY HAHAHAHA

honestly idc if you gonna let spots betting be legal then ppl gonna do fraud like grow up feds!!!!

trying to give my dad an eating disorder

This is AI

some people do not look cool smoking a cig

if I was a professional athlete I’d be on roids

im fr SICK of interacting with freaks everywhere !!!!

saying “explain it to me like I’m five” whenever my manager talks to me

calling the cops on anyone running in weighted vests saying they got bullet proof vests and guns

Who the FUCK care ab pacers and okc boring as FUCK

bring back old school bullying I wanna be out here callin someone “buttcrack andy”

post bagel and coffee cheek clench in target