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3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
Complaining zoomers aren’t as into sex is like complaining about a recent drop in house prices. After decades of unprecedented growth in horniness, a slight correction has people terrified of a crash. We’re still at a high point historically, long term projections are looking ok.
i dont know if people truly appreciate the math Queenslanders have to do getting dressed every winter, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the 12 degrees and the 29 degrees"
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Hey folks- family recently has had some emergency medical bills (the kind that comes with a comma). Selling signed prints of my art to help make ends meet.
Trying to keep costs non-prohibitive: $20/print or 3 for $50. DM for link for payment! God bless and thank you ❤️🙏
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Lando Norris levels of geopolitical awareness
One of my favorite details in Galactic Racer is this bit where Sebulba claims that the other human that beat him in a podrace "disappeared and made nothing of his life."
Sebulba's entire life was focused on racing, so it absolutely makes sense that he never cared enough that the 9 Year Old that beat him on Tatooine eventually became one of the most infamous people in the galaxy.
.@thomyorke tells @Harry_Styles that he was sick of ‘OK Computer’ by the time it came out.
“When we finished that record, we'd been already playing those songs too much. And like, then when the manager said to us, 'Now you're going to go on tour for 2 years,' I'm like, I literally begged them, 'I can't, I can't do it.'”
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It’s obviously not ready yet but in 5-10 years you’re gonna walk into a room and your elderly father will be watching 14 hours of John Wayne movies that never existed and there’s literally nothing we can do about it. Unless you guys are “cool” in which case I have some ideas…
Today is historic
MPA-approved trailer for first AI film with a traditional theatrical run
Gods Don't Give Gifts is R-Rated
Submitting for Best Animated Feature Oscar
--> Variety article
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