@ayeecox

You can call me Al

Joined September 2013
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There’s nothing more sobering than taking an uber home at 4am and the driver says “good morning”
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There should be a setting on Pinterest called “please don’t show me wedding content anymore, I’m married now and if I have to look at one more flower bud vase table arrangement you’ll trigger my PTSD”
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at 14 i chose arctic monkeys as my forever band and alex turner has never let me down. some of you simply cannot relate
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I wish there was a way to let the fat bears know that I love them all despite having to ultimately choose one
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Me when I want to talk about Jet Lag the Game
Nick Lindquist
@nick_lindquist22 Sep 2025
Amazing out of context frame
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Sansa Stark
victoria ♀️
@fatfabfeminist17 Sep 2025
who do the jonas brothers owe money to
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#25 Dr. Marte@Badgers_4411 Sep 2025
How do I get sports on my TL again
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♡@zarazlut12 Sep 2025
PUT RESPECT IN HER NAME
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⚭ gaby ✧@bbatphone8 Sep 2025
guy who has heard ten arctic monkeys songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know guy who has heard 100 am songs: you gotta listen to a beneath the boardwalk demo that was recorded on a nokia in 2001 guy who has heard 1000 am songs: you gotta listen to do i wanna know
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Recession indicator
Disney+
@DisneyPlus5 Sep 2025
They’ll be home for Christmas - by any means necessary. A Very Jonas Christmas Movie premieres November 14, only on Disney+.
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“It says here you did 20 years for man’s laughter. Must’ve been quite the joke.” “You mean manslaughter?”
Parody/Spooky👻/Satire Clips@NoContextSpoof3 Sep 2025
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from The Naked Gun (The New Version)
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Or so he THINKS
pensionkitension@cokeconnoiss3ur25 Aug 2025
I know a man who’s marrying his brother’s ex
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I think of this one often
Neocon Nixonite(formerly Hungarian)🇭🇺🇳🇱🇩🇰@nixoninexile20 Aug 2025
>"Gen Z is falling in love with Jesus" >Liberty University
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My coworkers have asked me no less than 15 times in the 2 months since my wedding what my new last name is. They cannot comprehend the fact that my name has not changed
Superstar Osas ✨@OsasOkonyon16 Aug 2025
A man once said me not wanting to take his surname proved I didn’t love him enough. So I asked him if he would drop his and take mine, since it’s about love. And the next thing he said to me was, “what would happen to my identity. That’s literally my identity” Oh? 🌚
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If Jeremiah Fisher has 0 haters I’m dead
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keegan@FranziaMom17 Jul 2025
Are the youth still going through the phase where they get super into the early Mountain Goats albums? I hope so, it’s a really essential developmental phase of your musical life.
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The White House
@WhiteHouse14 Jul 2025
📸PHOTO DUMP: President Donald J. Trump at the FIFA Club World Cup Final 🇺🇸
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Many such cases
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How it ended up (2025)
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How it started (2014) vs. How it’s going (2021)
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Lauren@CalmYourMitts9 May 2025
You can guarantee that someone who is wearing a Mets hat is a Mets fan. You cannot guarantee that someone who is wearing a Yankees hat is a Yankees fan.
Keith McPherson
@Keith_McPherson8 May 2025
The Yankee hat is literally worn across the...nvm ya'll got it
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