Pinned Tweet
*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open.
Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child?
🤣🤣🤣
Oh 🤣🤣🤣
E no hard like that
A Ghanaian traditional marriage rite in which the bride’s family gives the groom a coin to throw as far as possible without looking at where it lands.
According to the tradition, if the groom ever wants to end the marriage, he must first find the coin and return it to the bride’s family before they will consider the separation.
An extremely difficult task symbolising a lasting marriage and encouraging the couple to stay together forever.
Tell me this is a storyline for a movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t remember which airline I was complaining about when some people told me to try Value Jet. They said they were quite reliable. So, I decided to try them today.
Value Jet 4pm flight from Abuja to Lagos. Boarding was announced just after 4pm. We all got to the foot of the aircraft and the plane couldn’t take everyone. It turns out they had combined two flights. Some people were told at the foot of the plane that they couldn’t go on the flight.
They took our hand luggages at the foot of the aircraft because the cabins, according to them, the cabins were full. We were not given any luggage tags. I asked and they said there was no need.
As I boarded, they asked to see my boarding pass and said “Free seating after Row 8.” I asked, “What do you mean? I am in Business Class, seat 5A.” They found me a seat at 2A.
When we were seated, they announced we were going to Lagos via Iperu, Ogun State. The lady Prof that sat next to me said we were taking the scenic route and we both laughed when they announced that we should sit back and relax.😀
When we got to Iperu, those of us going to Lagos were asked to stay onboard. It turns out that some people who were going to Lagos with us were planning to then go on to the Ijebu and Ikene axis from there. Given the unexpected detour to Iperu, they took the opportunity to disembark there. My process and quality assurance mind went to the integrity of the flight manifest.
I had a window seat and just happened to see my hand luggage being taken to the terminal. Because it is an all-Aluminum case, it is rather distinctive and easily distinguishable. I had to shout. They said they would sort it out and would ask for all the bags to be brought back. That took another 10 minutes.
When all the bags were brought back, we were then asked to disembark to identify our luggage. Some passengers had a few choice words for them.😀 They wondered what would have happened if I hadn’t seen my bag being taken to the terminal at Iperu.
When we eventually re-boarded, they then made the usual apology for the delay “for operational reasons.” One guy shouted “Operational reasons kee you there!”😂 There were shouts of “fraud”, “scam” and “deceit” from the back.
At 7:07 pm, three hours after boarding, we finally landed in Lagos.
Somehow, I am not even in the mood to make wahala today. I just want to get to my hotel and have a cold beer.😀
I don't understand why people think this is weird 🤣. Allowance = salary. Of which she can use for investment and savings for the future. She will put property in her name. Y'all need to calm down.
“If my man tells me to stop working and says he will take care of all my needs, I’ll stop working. I want to be taken care of." - Regina Van Helvert
#LadiesCircle #TV3GH
I can understand your frustration as a farmer but sellers have different types of expenses they need to factor in. Technically you had to get a selling permit to sell then at KNUST. Add transportation, waste (because some days sales won't go well), waste disposal etc
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
Oh is that so?
The United States of Africa?
Presented by @ishowspeed, executive produced by @barackobama and @michelleobama, and directed by two-time Academy Award winner @bgprooudfoot, THE EYES OF GHANA follows the story of Chris Hesse – the personal cameraman to the first president of Ghana, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah. Only in theaters October 28. Get tickets now. Don’t worry Ghana, Canada, and London, news of screenings near you will be announced shortly!
Dates for Ghana and UK screenings coming soon.
@theeyesofghana | @ishowspeed | @bgproudfoot | @breakwaterstudios | @michelleobama | @barackobama

ALT The United States of Africa? Presented by @ishowspeed, executive produced by @barackobama and @michelleobama, and directed by two-time Academy Award winner @bgprooudfoot, THE EYES OF GHANA follows the story of Chris Hesse – the personal cameraman to the first president of Ghana, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah. Only in theaters October 28. Get tickets now. Don’t worry Ghana, Canada, and London, news of screenings near you will be announced shortly! Dates for Ghana and UK screenings coming soon. @theeyesofghana | @ishowspeed | @bgproudfoot | @breakwaterstudios | @michelleobama | @barackobama





















