I was late to meeting my girlfriend because I was fighting @NYChrisG in dbfz. I was surprised I won a few games

My girl has me watching shameless and I'm thinking, why does this guy look like he's been in shitty movies? He played shit goku in dragon ball evolution where he did a kamehameha wave to get laid

I'm in this music video where the song's about aliens helping humans reach the next level. You can check out the rest of what heaven's gate had to say. There's even a doc on HBO youtu.be/KZQS9JYgh6g

I would like to thank @sub__sahara for not setting up their PayPal like a bunch of scrubs because they refunded me $50 by not verifying their account

Last night's party was pretty good, only one person took one of my beers without asking

I just realized shoryuken has both Ryu and Ken's name in it

I walked into the bathroom at @UncleUbers to use the sink but someone already barfed in it. They beat me to it

We're playing tomorrow night and it's free

I was excited for the DOMA's because see I was going to get a free VIP ticket. Now I have to play and be responsible

I just traded Machine for Killing Joke tickets

I reserved @uhaul truck to not find it there. Then they got me another reservation and there wasn't a key for the truck. I'm wasting hours and not getting anywhere

It's funny to see @aami44 go around and tell the same joke to everyone at a party one at a time and each time he laughs harder than the listener hoping they think it's funny

Nothing makes me feel more loved than when a young lady likes and 2 minutes later unlikes my IG post from 3 months ago