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Joined July 2020
nobody should ever expect anything of me unless u got a fetish for disappointment
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Dragon Age 2
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oomf role call
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bioware closure hitting like humidity on a hot rainy day coz yeah unfortunately kinda saw that coming
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late to this discussion but in my defense I am literally touching grass in New York right now which sounds like a joke but they do have grass here
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I do not wanna watch that bro
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When you get suicidal drunk instead of funny goofy drunk
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gay novelists are always like I sucked him off in a profound and sorrowful way
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Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.
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Let’s put our differences aside and discover some new ones
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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still harbouring negative feelings for the price of the switch 2. just the price of things in general, nothing positive to say
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hello thank you for liking my tweet could you please fill out this survey and describe to me which part of the tweet made you laugh? in as much detail as possible thanks there are right answers and wrong answers so be careful
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oomf and i have exciting, colourful lives
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ngl i kinda never wanna hear the word slop any more but i called skyrim 'nordicslop' and it made me laugh
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you hit 25+ and these become your only three emotions
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pretending to be straight so guys will pay me to suck their dicks instead of doing it for free
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VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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