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Jess

@baconjess

Can I pet your dog? https://nitter.gq/t.co/JwWJcg4ja2

 Minneapolis
Joined November 2009
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Line-cutting mom at the farmers market named her fedora-wearing child Arson.
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#packpix
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Go Wolves! #packpix
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Casting the Wolves game from the League Pass app to the hotel TV and it sounds like everyone is on helium.
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This court looks like it should be hosting an arena football game.
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Or possibly a wrestling meet.
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Not only am I working on a holiday, but Word just shit the bed and I lost a bunch of work. Perfect.
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Once again, Amy Grant started up at Iron Door, only to be cut off moments later.
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Iron Door is playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch and man, did I make a great decision to watch the game here.
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She's back on her bullshit.
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Is Kevin Lynch wearing velvet again? God I love that.
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Please go to hell, helicopter pilot.
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FYI we're calling Julius Randle "Big Randy" now.
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We out here. #packpix
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The National Anthem hits different tonight, especially sung by an Indigenous woman, wearing the symbol of missing and murdered Indigenous women. Did not expect to cry.
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Great work, @mrjohnsonpaints! Just in time for tonight!
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🐜🐜🐜🐜
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Ms. Smith was my health/phy ed teacher!
The Minnesota Star Tribune (@StarTribune) profile pictureThe Minnesota Star Tribune
@StarTribune7 Nov 2024
Anderson: With Bud Grant gone, his partner recalls good times afield while anticipating Minnesota’s deer opener startribune.com/anderson-wit…
Anderson: With Bud Grant gone, his partner recalls good times afield while anticipating Minnesota’s...

Anderson: With Bud Grant gone, his partner recalls good times afield while anticipating Minnesota’s...

Pat Smith didn’t hunt or fish as a girl. Still, she and the legendary Minnesota Vikings coach forged outdoor traditions together.

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Wishing I'd just not woken up today.
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Why is it our job?
John Reinan (@johnnyasheville) profile pictureJohn Reinan@johnnyasheville6 Nov 2024
I’ve felt calm this last week because I was certain women would pull us through. Don’t let us down.
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It's bullshit my mom feels the need to tell me to be safe tomorrow because I'm working at a polling place.
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