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20 seafood boil reggaeton meg thee stallion yeehaw texan #LLC 🕊️

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Joined June 2019
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remove that “😭” at the end of your sentence and say what you gotta say
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i love sending my oomf relationship audios that gen xers repost near the end of their relationship
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ordered almost $200 worth of groceries and forgot trash bags #youngho
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horrible week for ppl with ocd
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entiende entiende corazonnnn
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b lowkey
You get $10,000 to travel, but you can't cross a red line. Which band are you living in for 2 weeks?
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me with hello kitty and sanrio
pretending I wasn’t involved in the hyper commercialization of snoopy in 2023
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happy birthday to my wife 🥹🫰🏽
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my brother when he asked me how i was failing both english and spanish
Hispanic friend has a F in Spanish
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mind u this was in covid
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if snoopy was a dog irl they would’ve euthanized him
this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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me and oomfs after bringing them to texas
Kali Uchis and Omar Apollo via Instagram Stories.
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collard greens i want you so bad
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the bad bunny blessings continue
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talafreakho 👅👅👅👅
I’m going viral in Brazil right now... Apparently “talarico” is Brazilian slang for “wife-stealer.” 😂 Olá, Brazil! 🇧🇷 I’m just making good public policy here in Texas — I promise I won’t steal your girl.
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texas flipping blue feels like when u get the latest iphone and u wanna show it off
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does this mean the cowboys might go to the super bowl in the foreseeable future or is that reaching
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i need to know what hank hill would say in this moment
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i know for a fact they’re drinking dr pepper
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