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big baby w/a big attitude; full time hypocrite, an exaggerated existence 🤍🫵🏽

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Joined April 2011
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to the stripper with a phatass i met at Magic City in ABJ, this one is for you. we had a dope conversation & aida turned it into a freestyle 💕
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A young man in Eket is nurs!ng serious !njuries after he was allegedly Gangéd-b£aten by his girlfriend and four of her friends over a messy love triangle. According to the sources, the young man who should be in his early 20's had been dating a young lady but secretly started dating one of her "close friends". Trøuble started when his main girlfriend who had traveled later returned home for festivities only to discover that her boyfriend was hobnobbing with her own friend. Añgry and hürt, she reportedly plotted to set him up and teach him a pa!nful lesson.
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in a separate token, slyly need a date for the dwin show tomorrow. papa's not around and yall know i aint got no friends lmao. abi i should do seperate giveaway for vip w me?
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I'M GIVING AWAY 2 TICKETS TO SEE DWIN, THE STOIC TOMORROW IN ABUJA. IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT THE TICKETS, JOIN MY LIVE AT 6:30PM. burialjollof on TT. ABUJA ONLY.
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slyly feel like we should all drink something cold. a zobo, perhaps?
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Not to be that guy but doing tricks like hiding chairs so that someone sleeps with you is part of the r@p€ culture that we need to fight against
When she says she's coming... But there is a big mistake here. Only Legends Will understand.
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So, there's a wedding in Lagos and instead of wedding photos, they've hired an artist to paint everyone. Some guy called Anthony Azekwoh. These, one by one, are their portraits.
My new painting. The Best Man
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She launched first ever Igbo branded perfumes, the names are so awesome
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if i were trying to have lunch w my man in a cute place in abj, where would i go?
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it has come to my knowledge that somebody here is doing monitor spirit & "reporting" me to the former oga. mama, papa, they/them did you notice i said "former"? wonderful. please go and possess your possession & lemme alone 💋
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that girl ain't gay and she's closer to the things she castigates than who she portrays herself to be. but na everlasting victim so the rest of us must be wrong 🤡
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what are some beginner thoughts for loving yourself when you genuinely don’t think you are worthy of it
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It’s actually in everyone’s best interest that I move with emotion. My logical moving is cold calculated and very unforgiving.
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Admiration.
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BUFF. the nigga said buff 😂 my dear you know you can say fat, it’s not offensive.
Replying to @TheRuqayyah
She's 6'2" and buff. She fits the bill.
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wow see as free labor landed in my lap. somebody say gloryyy
Catch up on the gist about Kenzy , Sabi boy and Kinzhal A thread 🧵
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daily 2k opportunity: collating the full sabi boy gist in chronological order including a VERY SHORT (PREFERABLY BULLET POINT) bio on who the characters involved are. i need it today. latest before 8pm. DM
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What the fuck is a Sabi boy????
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