ash 🦋

If you just followed me & are expecting spicy content, I don't have any. I do however provide sarcasm, horse/donkey/ag tweets, motorsports, & unhinged behavior.

I just wanna eat tacos in my wedding dress one day.

Sorry for your loss. It's me. I'm your loss. 🤍

I hate getting political, but Michigan is royally fucked.

never forget ❤️

MY BEST FRIEND GOT MARRIED TODAYYY 😭😭🤍

I am the ONLY one who knows 😇

Probably delulu, but whatever.

I know what I'm going to be for ween next year, I just have to grow my hair out again. 😂

HAPPY WEEN

We had to deliver hay tonight, but i chose to nap in the truck... "you horse shopping in there?" "no trying to convince my friend to let me stick a speculum in his penis" I stay the unhinged friend 😭😅

My life is kept extremely private because I have abusers & stalkers. Yes, multiple. It's wild out here.

Let shit go or be miserable. That's on you.

Went to the pumpkin patch & didn't bring home a single pumpkin...

He just wanna eat me like some candy, but I'm not his buttercup.

semel insanivimus omnes ♡

"drama free barn" & it's the most drama filled boarding facility in the county.

After all this time? Always.

Follow me down to the river tonight I'll be down here on my knees

"Sexy lil thang" gives me the ick. Pls don't say it to me again.

I think my car is cursed...