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Fucker Carlson

@badhatharry

I used to do surgery for girls in the eighties but gravity always wins.

Joined November 2009
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I would say that I'm sorry your parents didn't love you, @charliekirk11 but they clearly had a good reason not to.
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1120 Aug 2024
Totally not weird.
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Meet Ben Shapiro, who can't even satisfy himself sexually.
Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) profile pictureBen Shapiro
@benshapiro6 Aug 2024
Meet Tim Walz, who lives in a van down by the river
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How's the power grid out there, dipshit?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk16 Jul 2024
And 𝕏 HQ will move to Austin
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I will take over the hunt for the real killers. They can't just get away with it. RIP OJ
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Hey @elonmusk your supercharger is giving me 2kw and fucking my trip up
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You want to maintain your superchargers?
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Fuck all cops. Fuck them. You’re a cop? Go fuck yourself. ACAB.
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Twitter shut down my favorite client and twitter’s own app is garbage, so this next tweet will likely be my last one.
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What are they going to do, bring him back to life?
ScreenGeek (@RealScreenGeek) profile pictureScreenGeek
@RealScreenGeek11 Jan 2023
‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring: bit.ly/3k2Qu1H
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Hey, @latimes NOTHING about the Golden Globes is breaking news. Stop pretending it’s anything but a dinner party with a publicist.
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I already took your stove. I have your stove and @tedcruz ’s stove and I’m making them kiss each other.
Ronny Jackson (@RonnyJacksonTX) profile pictureRonny Jackson
@RonnyJacksonTX10 Jan 2023
I’ll NEVER give up my gas stove. If the maniacs in the White House come for my stove, they can pry it from my cold dead hands. COME AND TAKE IT!!
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.@TamerlaneBlog ’s next vacation.
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I’ve never heard of someone trying to emulate “Charlie Brown getting the ball pulled away by Lucy” in their professional life, but you do you, @GOPLeader
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As someone from CA-20, I was voting against McCarthy before it was cool.
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Replying to @badhatharry
Yes.
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Also, are you putting diesel in that car?
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PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND A COMPLETE LIST OF MY CAR COLLECTION AND THEIR RESPECTIVE ENORMOUS EMISSIONS.
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I HAVE A BUGATTI AND TWO FERRARIS
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If Argentina doesn’t dedicate their World Cup victory to P-22, then I say we invade.
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Is this what dorm room parties are like at BYU?
Dana Goldberg (@DGComedy) profile pictureDana Goldberg@DGComedy13 Dec 2022
What in white fresh hell is this!?
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