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Bad IoT Day

@badiotday

We put the IoT in idiot.

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Joined April 2014
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Do you think I should reactivate this account just so I can retweet things as they come to pass? nitter.gq/badiotday/status/46122…
Bad IoT Day (@badiotday) profile pictureBad IoT Day@badiotday29 Apr 2014
Announcing IoTCoin. Put your fridges, washing machines and doorbells to work mining cryptocurrency*. *ASICs & heatsinks required. #IoT
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Can't ransomware IoT if it doesn't have a screen. #WannaCry
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Weird feeling as Twitter suddenly forgets all my mutes and wearying tweets begin to fill my timeline reminding me why I muted.
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Pure @ModernToss yeah? nitter.gq/__jakemay/status/84954…
Jake May (@__jakemay) profile pictureJake May@__jakemay5 Apr 2017
This bloke interviewed by Vice about whether we should go to war with Spain over Gibraltar is my new hero
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90 seconds of a GSMA IoT promo video has made me want to reactivate this account.
Welcome to the future! Where your "Smart" TV has nine hours of scheduled downtime… eng.faq.panasonic.com/app/an… Cc @InternetOfShit
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Using IoT to not monitor your garden.
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Next time you see a smart home door lock, try yelling "Hey Siri, unlock the front door" through the letterbox #IoT reddit.com/r/technology/comm…
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Another bloody IoT air freshener.
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My dog's got no service contract. Really, how doe nitter.gq/boldport/status/780691…
Divorced my wife, Alexa, mostly so I could buy an Amazon Echo.
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Bad IoT Day@badiotday22 Feb 2016
Alexa, this is more of a comment than a question... #MWC16
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Accidentally pairs with blender and ends sexual career. nitter.gq/csoghoian/status/77580…
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someone types something and an LED light comes on. Everyone applauds enthusiastically. Must be #IoT ;) @thingmonk
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If only you could see what I've seen through your sensors.
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Never thought I'd be the owner of an overshadowed IoT satire account. Dare to dream. You can be mediocre too. #believe 🐵
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Claire Rowland@clurr13 Sep 2016
“My Nest Protect demanded Energiser batteries, I put in Duracells and IT SENT ME AN EMAIL TO COMPLAIN” @edent #thingmonk
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Heard it here first. Smart cocking is Bosch's new killer app. #thingmonk #teledildonics nitter.gq/Stefferber/status/7754…
Stefan Ferber (@Stefferber) profile pictureStefan Ferber@Stefferber12 Sep 2016
Replying to @BorisAdryan @darachennis @gigastacey @fintanr
discussing smart cocking as #IoT killer app. Very different requirements though. #thingmonk
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