Bad Mickey Mouse (@badmickey) profile picture
Joined March 2009
I've renamed my little mickey, "wiki leak."
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If you think Rupunzel is bad up top... think what else she didn't cut, below.
Today I decided to rape my Swiss cheese before I ate it, because it's important to keep the Sabbath, holey!
Hanging out with Kanye, we be tearing a part the dreams of blondes everywhere.
How many firecrackers can I stick around my crouch... don't ahhh me I'm animated assholes!
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Now that Michael is dead I'm going to be the craziest black/white motherf*cka ever... kids just flock to me and I already have five parks!
Could one fill up a pool with urine? Then fill that one up with children? I need something to whack to people mouse porn just isn't workin'.
The whistling of those damn dwarves is throwing off my pounding Snow White rhythm.
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I hear there's more than one way to skin a cat... and I'm sure Simba's pelt is worth a good scrap on ebay.
I need some more firewood... Pinocchio come over here and tell me how my stocks are doing!
Getting IT on with the chick from Nightmare Before Christmas isn't necrophilia is it? Just checking as my doctor says I need to cut back...
Going to hang with Princess Jasmine, I'll ride that magic carpet any day!
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Going to sneak into the castle of Sleeping Beauty to make-out... hey! Sleeping bitches tell no tales.
Selling Ariel's clam shell bra on ebay...
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Looking up Cruella Devils dress... man arctic seals are softer in person.
Sending Hewey, Dewey & Louie to Michael Jackson's for the weekend minus a chaperon hey kids, ride all the rides all the rides you want!
Busily bringing all of the head trauma children and epileptics to the main street electrical parade... I hope there's a chance for rain!
Planning the next gang bang of snow white...it's not necrophilia as we all know she's alive... she squirms doesn't she.
Calling up my gerbil friend to tag team a certain Governor's mansion in Juneau.
I just let AIG cut in front of a child in a wheel chair at the teacup ride.