Today I decided to rape my Swiss cheese before I ate it, because it's important to keep the Sabbath, holey!
Now that Michael is dead I'm going to be the craziest black/white motherf*cka ever... kids just flock to me and I already have five parks!
Could one fill up a pool with urine? Then fill that one up with children? I need something to whack to people mouse porn just isn't workin'.
I hear there's more than one way to skin a cat... and I'm sure Simba's pelt is worth a good scrap on ebay.
Getting IT on with the chick from Nightmare Before Christmas isn't necrophilia is it? Just checking as my doctor says I need to cut back...
Going to sneak into the castle of Sleeping Beauty to make-out... hey! Sleeping bitches tell no tales.
Sending Hewey, Dewey & Louie to Michael Jackson's for the weekend minus a chaperon hey kids, ride all the rides all the rides you want!
Busily bringing all of the head trauma children and epileptics to the main street electrical parade... I hope there's a chance for rain!
Planning the next gang bang of snow white...it's not necrophilia as we all know she's alive... she squirms doesn't she.
