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A man visits a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex. Can you help ... bit.ly/1cifNNh #medical #joke

Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? A: Throw in a load of laundry. bit.ly/1cyjMKu #medical #joke

A man with a long history of migraine headaches goes to see his doctor. The doctor does his his... bit.ly/1e7kzms #medical #joke

Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, ... bit.ly/1vqG7ir #medical #joke

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, ... bit.ly/1nWYhpm #medical #joke

A patient wakes up after having surgery to remove a gangrenous : "I have good news an... bit.ly/dftpeB #medical #joke

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.A huge heart covered in flowers stood be... bit.ly/1lpHhWQ #medical #joke

A man, vacationing on a small Caribbean island, settled down on the beach for a day of sunbathi... bit.ly/1taZVJS #medical #joke

A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room w... bit.ly/1q3r9NG #medical #joke

A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from wor... bit.ly/1olWX1L #medical #joke

After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When M... bit.ly/1mBsfxH #medical #joke

A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation wi... bit.ly/1sAg1LG #medical #joke

An elderly gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several ot... bit.ly/1v2phI8 #medical #joke

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist find... bit.ly/YCkO4m #medical #joke

Q: How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine?A: Because if it was invented anyw... bit.ly/1qa0nWp #medical #joke

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, an... bit.ly/1tJ3Ix9 #medical #joke

What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?A double blind study!!! bit.ly/1tZihg6 #medical #joke

Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an ap... bit.ly/1s7ViPj #medical #joke