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Madison Davis

@bageldogging

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll. Comedian in Los Angeles, CA.

 Los Angeles, California
facebook.com/madison5
Joined October 2011
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This is exactly my body type
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The liquor store by my house has a huge banner “under new management”. I assure you I never cared.
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This girl on insta was like “I’m on the beach in the middle of October! Who can complain about that?” Polar bears.
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Project Runway is RuPaul’s Rag Race.
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The Magic Castle in Los Angeles is on fire, which is also what I call it when I start my period.
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How did I give myself fetal alcohol Syndrome in my 30s?
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#AllAmericanHalftime it’s hard to be country now, you have to lay down on the bed just to zip them up.
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For a group of people that don’t like abortions, that sure was one. #AllAmericanHalftime #KidRock
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I just rolled down my window to tell a girl she was too pretty to be in a PT Cruiser.
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I know how this sounds but it’s true. I see and interact with A-list celebrities for my work, but I just saw it NPB FAG @nicolepbrooks at universal studios and my heart was fluttering girl.
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I didn’t take my adderall so I forgot to take my beta blocker to go to the gyno. No I would not survive a zombie apocalypse.
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I think the “baby on board” sticker should be on the inside of the car to remind yourself not to drive like a stupid bitch.
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Yelp should have a “you’re the asshole” button
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Nothing can change the manager of the blue jays has absolute girls first tattoo on his wrist.
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I’d rather bride my car into the ocean
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I’m at my most religious went someone sneezes.
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MET gala paparazzi : “who are you wearing?” Me:
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No sorry I don’t have any cash
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Someone set Griffith park on fire and I think all of California can agree on something with these arsons
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Some guy at the thrift store asked me to be in a student film. I asked what it was about.
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He said I would be a dominatrix and he would be the guy and I’d be getting dressed and running out the door where I’d find an eviction note and I’d hand it to him and say “you’d better take care of that” Long story short: IM GONNA BE IN A MOVIE
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