Bailey Angle

I’m just glad Fabio eventually recovered from the goose on Apollo’s Chariot!!! Happy for him!

That’s even better

Going to NYC next week, currently looking for things to performatively do on the Subway to look cool. If anyone has a green Gameboy Color or an extremely worn paperback of The Count of Monte Cristo I can borrow please lmk.

This will be the year that I hit it big in McDonald’s Monopoly. I am one Water Works piece away from a $5,000 Best Buy shopping spree that will change my family forever. I promise to not forget about my true friends when this happens.

Hokies beat Clemson AND my dog ran up on a skunk without getting sprayed in a span of 2 hours, I will be buying several lottery tickets tomorrow

BYOG now stands for Bring Your Own Grunkemeyer

Thanks Neal!!

I had to get a picture with her after. She is hands down the greatest

Happy Homecoming Weekend! Go Hokies!

As long as I don’t have to do it in the cotton gym suit New Kent Middle School gave me in 2006 I have a fighting chance

Same thing! No thank you!!

Calling George W. Bush: I can actually do pull-ups now. Can I retroactively take the Presidential Fitness Test 20 years later? On the caveat that I will NOT do the V-sit.

Josh! Thanks for tuning in man.

average song played on 800% volume by the person without headphones on the treadmill beside me at Planet Fitness

These have become appointment viewing for me on Monday nights. Shoutout @jdotsawyers and everyone involved on the creative team here. Friday can’t come soon enough!

Do you have a blazer or tuxedo available as well

most important run in the city of Boston since Paul Revere’s horse