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Nail biters shouldn’t be allowed to vote

when life gives you lemons, just let draymond green handle them for you

they’re also saying this is the scariest sunday of all time

Theyre saying this is the biggest rot day of all time

I like EVs but I can’t stand car bodies that make it so obvious. it just looks like a big roomba

i don’t really try to force my opinions on others in life but I get goosebumps every time I hear the national anthem at a game so yes I do think you are weird and a loser if you think it’s fun to hate america while standing inside it

there is almost no better feeling than being freshly showered and sleepy listening to the sound of the waves and sliding my ice cold feet under a man who is 200 degrees

I don’t care how busy life gets or how cheap it is per serving, you will never convince me that I should meal prep and then hate myself while i eat variations of the same leftovers out of glass containers all week

I’ve never been in a straight man’s kitchen where the sponge didn’t smell like That

i hate straight halloween what do you mean you’re dressed as a doctor. That’s not even a costume. you’re hardly dressed at all and you’re 30

October as a kid was scary because of skeletons and stuff but October as an adult is scary because it always feels like Something is happening. but it’s a secret. it’s going to alter your life for 6-8 months. there’s nothing you can do about it. but here, take this weird pumpkin

Freaky ass recipe, what if I don’t want to crack these 6 eggs

the purest test of male body attractiveness is whether or not you look stupid in a basketball jersey with no undershirt.

things I don’t understand: - magnifying mirrors - batteries - fuel - fax machines - black pepper (what plant is that) - septic tanks - dalmatians (they aren’t real) - screenshot brightness - liquid bandage

it has been a long time since gators football had this kind of energy. sumrall might actually be that guy

redneck engineering at its finest

They should invent doctors who care about your long term holistic wellbeing instead of giving a prescription to make symptoms less apparent