they/she. queer. brat. rough ole biscuit. I will grow to become the most powerful bird on the planet (priv: @finehamabounds) š„šæāؚƚ“
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just sang Bette Davis Eyes to a pigeon outside the ferry terminal so ya I guess my brand is pretty strong
have 2 days off and if I can do anything other than drag myself to dentist Iām considering it a success
ok did I fuck something else up?? because the pain changed again and now itās sharp and shooting up thru my collarbone and ear
every time I feel like Iām being dramatic I do something like āopen fridgeā and it feels like my arm is being ripped off
at the bakery they said oh youāre finally switching for the season! when I ordered a hot latte but unfortunately for them Iāll be back on iced shortly
it took like five hours and more painkillers but I can sit with my arm in a comfortable position again! Iām supposed to drive to the valley tomorrow lol
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what if there was a type of bourgeoisie that wasn't the big owners of factories. what if there was a type of bourgeoisie under them, a smaller, little bourgeoisie. i wonder what that would be called
Airbnb hosts are melting down over a new policy banning them from making guests complete tasks that āwould typically be performed by a cleaner,ā like āstripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.ā
Read the full story: buff.ly/GHU32S5
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reminder that it is still free and mindbogglingly simple to emulate retro videogames, and you don't HAVE to pay $1200 to play Earthbound
