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Joe Pudas

@ballsdontread

I got poetry in me.

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Joined November 2012
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a condom advertisement!
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@ClickHole1 Mar 2018
The Geometry Of Emotion: How Paul Thomas Anderson Uses Hot Dog Shapes In His Films To Create Mood clckhl.co/jFCqP0M
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WHAT THE FUCK DID MICHAEL ROOKER EVER DO TO YOU?
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@ClickHole7 Feb 2018
Beautiful: When This Terminally Ill Child’s Last Wish Was To See ‘Jurassic World 2,’ Chris Pratt Reached Out To Tell Him That It’s Pretty Standard Sequel Fare clckhl.co/DC6R9Hn
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I'd say, "Hey MLK I gotta chop some wood but my Dodge Ram may not be able to handle all the wood I chop" and MLK would be like, "Let me meet you down there by the wood chopping area with my matching Dodge Ram." We'd haul the wood then go fight for civil rights later that day.
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@Wendys6 Dec 2017
Replying to @erickohn
Lady Bird was pretty great. Also, enjoyed The Big Sick and Get Out, and Logan remains surprisingly high on the list. Also, Blade Runner was visually stunning.
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One of these things is not like the others...
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Vote Trump. stockpile guns. lick a turd fresh from the toilet. Drive hammered. Eat arbys. Put a GI Joe up your ass. Arbys: Who gives a shit?
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@ClickHole13 Jul 2015
The Kid From ‘Jerry Maguire’ Is All Grown Up And Couldn’t Be Bothered To Fight For His Country clickhole.com/r/2691tsd
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So this is funny: I got to karate early today & my sensei was wearing the exact same Crocs my wife has! What are the odds?
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@ClickHole22 Jun 2015
Disgusting: ISIS Just Released A 2-Star Review Of ‘In The Aeroplane Over The Sea’ clickhole.com/r/2620tsd
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On #TrueDetectiveSeason2, when Colin Farrell talks to kids, he says the darndest things.
In a perfect world, LOVE AND MERCY would be making JURASSIC WORLD money. And JURASSIC WORLD would be making UNITED PASSIONS money.
LOVE AND MERCY is an exhilarating, jaw-dropping masterpiece, one I'll be stumping for and dragging people to for the foreseeable future.
Off camera, I'm betting the Charmin Bear chain smokes and uses Cottonelle.
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@ClickHole15 Jun 2015
Sloane Peterson From ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ Still Looks Great And She Was Asking About You clickhole.com/r/2581tsd
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A humorless woman chanting "SHAME!" repeatedly while someone gets shit thrown at them is a perfect analogy for current online culture. #GoT
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