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Abducting rich young women was just another savage indignity females in Irish history had to endure. In the 17th and 18th centuries, heiresses were kidnapped to compel them into marriage. Its perpetrators were not common highwaymen, but men of "good standing" gone to seed. These rich rapists where the ruined gentry, the so-called rakes. The swaggering “squireens”, what young people today would call people trafficking douchbags, who haunted fairs, race meetings, and taverns, nursing debts and delusions of gentility. The great confiscations of the seventeenth century had stripped many old Catholic families (who didnt pretend to convert) of their estates, while the Protestant Ascendancy consolidated its grip on land and power. The Penal Laws barred Catholics from property and politics, but they did not bar the once rich and psychopathically entitled from ambition and desperate schemes. This included other once rich men on the margins, like dispossessed Irish gentry or downwardly mobile Protestant officers. For these bastards and bullys the abduction of a woman with a dowry was a shortcut back to status. And make no mistake, the motive was always money. A fortune in marriage settlements, or the expectation of one, was enough to tempt men to risk the gallows. Marriage to an heiress meant land and security, and respectability. Things that could not be earned honestly or on the casino table or by those born into debt. Many of these abductors would not even consider themselves outright villains, but reckless opportunists raised on the romantic literature of the Restoration. Intoxicated on tales of libertines who defied convention, seduced heiresses, and thumbed their noses at propriety. Im sure you can easily think of several likely modern contempories, perhaps in your own family or civil of mates. When it came to the capture of these poor/rich women, then method was crude and theatrical. Bands of armed men who were sometimes neighbours, sometimes hired thugs would descend upon a house by night. They break down the door, and seize their terrified quarry like the prized property they assumed her to be. The victim would be carried off, often to some remote farmhouse or decaying manor, where a “couple-beggar” a defrocked priest or half-mad clergyman would perform a sham marriage by candlelight. A 1634 Act forbade the abduction of minors, and the 1735 statute made the forced marriage of an heiress a capital offence, punishable by death or transportation. Yet few men ever faced the noose. Trials were long, testimony was fragile, and many families chose discretion over prosecution. In some cases, the abductor and the victim ended up married with her family’s reluctant blessing. A grotesque victory by social coercion. In others, the innocent young woman was ruined in reputation which was a life sentence in itself. Religious and class tensions added their own charge. There were whispers that impoverished Catholic squires targeted Protestant women to reclaim through marriage what conquest and law had taken from their fathers. Others saw it simply as the folly of the idle rich and the ambitious poor colliding in the twilight of an unjust system. It is tempting to think of these abductions as grotesque aberrations, but they belonged to the logic of the age. A world where women were property, and marriage was commerce.

Today in 1324, a maidservant called Petronilla de Meath was executed in Kilkenny, becoming the first recorded person in Ireland to be burned at the stake for witchcraft and heresy. She was closely connected to Lady Alice Kyteler, her employer, a wealthy woman accused of sorcery after her fourth husband's suspicious death. Alice’s stepchildren and others accused her of using magic to harm her husbands and gain wealth. Bishop Richard de Ledrede, eager to root out perceived heresy, took on the case, seeing it as a way to reinforce church authority. When Alice managed to evade arrest, Bishop Ledrede turned his attention to her servants, particularly Petronilla. Under intense torture, Petronilla was forced to confess to a range of charges, including participating in rituals, using magic, and aiding Alice in her supposed sorcery. These confessions were likely fabricated under duress, as they included claims of supernatural acts aimed at harming others and invoking demons. With Alice out of reach, the authorities used Petronilla’s coerced admissions to justify severe punishment and send a warning about the consequences of heresy. In 1324, Petronilla was condemned and burned at the stake, a punishment designed to publicly showcase the Church’s stance against witchcraft. Her tragic death highlights how witchcraft accusations were often directed at vulnerable women, particularly those with limited means to defend themselves.