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Chris Dolan

@barfdolan

hardworking man/limousine

Joined October 2012
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Three fab poems by Chris Dolan this morning. Great reading with your bagel n' coffee! thedisappointedhousewife.com… #poetry #writingcommunity #readingcommunity
Three Poems ~ poetry by Chris Dolan

Three Poems ~ poetry by Chris Dolan

Burn Nitro Say prayers Say vitamins Eat, eat, eat These are the demandments, brother. Terry Bollea lied and we let him back into our hearts. The New World Order is for life, brother, repeated like …

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"I often wonder if James Joyce would let me call him 'Jimmy.'" by Chris Dolan is today's 75-word #story on Paragraph Planet paragraphplanet.com #writing #writingcommunity
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After 120 years and more than 200 attempts to pass legislation, lynching is now a federal crime in America.
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It’s almost 2022. It’s past time we put Roe v. Wade into federal law. We must protect a woman’s right to choose.
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I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet
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When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp – at Miami Beach, FL
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CHINA!
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🎍謹賀新年🎍 【総額10億円】#前澤お年玉 100万円を1000人にプレゼントします！ 100万円で皆さまの人生がよりハッピーになりますように。 応募方法は僕のフォローとこのツイートのリツイート。締切は1月7日23:59まで。 企画趣旨や当選条件などはYouTubeで説明してます。 youtu.be/JfulqIBiVfQ
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Infinite Tucker for the @SEC 🥇! Aggies go 1️⃣-2️⃣ in the 400 hurdles 📺 es.pn/2GYRjCO #SECTF #GigEm
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Confirmed candidate Democrat Andrew Yang (@AndrewYangVFA). First prominent Democrat to announce. He's an outsider business man who believes in universal income, among other progressive ideals.
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Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow
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ret@rad_milk30 Aug 2018
if you wear glasses you have to cuss a lot so people know you aren't a nerd
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i was feeling so cold on the bus so i started cuddling into a old man for warmth and now i am at his house and he is teaching me how to whistle xox
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.@anthonyfjoshua Mate! I sent this personally this time just so there’s no miscommunication. Tell @EddieHearn to let you personally check his email this time. BTW I sent Your manager Rob McCracken the email as well. I’m looking forward to our meeting in the ring. #KingVsKing
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Kal Penn
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Replying to @kalpenn @twitter
Seems pretty clear that you can't threaten mass murder via nuclear war, right @twitter? Asking for 7.4 billion friends.
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I photoshopped in the kid from THE OMEN and it’s so perfect it’s unnerving.
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.@realDonaldTrump this is the wall I would pay to get it done as fast as possible. #FuckingWall #JointSession
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Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.
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Thank you for your support! Join our movement at altnps.org
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The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
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