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Donnie Darko

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My bite is worse than my bark and I am a MELONFARMER I think about things and occasionally have a moment of clarity

 Fircombe Too
Joined August 2014
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Guess she’s an Xbox and I’m more like Atari 🎶🎶
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Donnie Darko 2010-2023 He woke up, he toiled, he slept, he woke up, he toiled, he slept. He pushed the boulder up, it rolled back down, he started again. A hound who understood the absurdity of life and never judged.
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This is the full picture: Jemmy barely tolerated him. He was Basil to her Sybil
Two black greyhounds pose waiting for an unseen person to bring dinner. They have never looked more alert.

ALT Two black greyhounds pose waiting for an unseen person to bring dinner. They have never looked more alert.

Two black greyhounds await their dinner. One black greyhound is clearly more excited than the other, as his tongue will attest. The other black greyhound screws her eyes shut in silent irritation at his slobbering.

ALT Two black greyhounds await their dinner. One black greyhound is clearly more excited than the other, as his tongue will attest. The other black greyhound screws her eyes shut in silent irritation at his slobbering.

Two black greyhounds await their dinner. One black greyhound licks his muzzle hungrily. The other black greyhound is FAR to poised to show any enthusiasm as she knows the dinner will be merely adequate.

ALT Two black greyhounds await their dinner. One black greyhound licks his muzzle hungrily. The other black greyhound is FAR to poised to show any enthusiasm as she knows the dinner will be merely adequate.

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I will always have your back @fweb
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I had my feets drilled & my teefs scoured. How will it end? Or is this just a beginning.
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The world is absurd — Albert Camus Time to go home now please.
Two black greyhounds stand on a freezing beach. Much as they enjoyed a frolic in the gale force winds, they both feel that it is time to go home. Immediately.

ALT Two black greyhounds stand on a freezing beach. Much as they enjoyed a frolic in the gale force winds, they both feel that it is time to go home. Immediately.

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Clarification: The cheesy nachos had been unattended for at least 40 minutes & the molten cheese had solidified, meaning that the entire ISLAND of nachos ended up disappearing when I only meant to taste the coral reef. Now I know what happened to Atlantis. Plato’s myth solved!
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“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us, but to be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” With apologies to Albert Camus.
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"Not being loved is a simple misfortune. The real misfortune is not knowing how to love." ― Albert Camus
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These humans are creatures who spend their lives trying to convince themselves that their existence is not absurd — Albert Camus
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There is a peculiar name for this little lane near Fircombe Too. But I call it the Sniffomation Superhighway 😬
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“At the present time, I long only to sleep and to remain silent. I am sick of humanity.” ― Albert Camus I concur. But also dinner.
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Every time I hear a political speech or I read those of our leaders, I am horrified at having, for years, heard nothing which sounded human. It is always the same words telling the same lie. — Albert Camus
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I got caught in the door curtains and nobody found me for DAYS. Excitement, abandonment and excrement *avoids eye contact*
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There is a BIRB in my house! *worries*
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Now I know what @ChrisGPackham feels like *worries*
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There is so much stubborn hope in Norah’s heart…I wish she’d just accept the situation (with due reverence to A Camus)
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Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead Walk beside me… just be my fren With due reverence to Albert Camus (probably) #NationalPetDay
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Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them? — Darius Kincaid (as portrayed by the magnificent @SamuelLJackson)
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When I was young, I expected from people more than they could give…never-ending friendship & constant excitement. Now I expect less than they can actually give…to stay close silently. And their feelings, friendship, noble deeds always seem like a miracle to me: a true grace.
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With due reverence to Albert Camus, whom I have plagiarised and paraphrased.
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