derek.

Told a nigga I travel for work and he asked if I do DoorDash

y’all catching feelings over this when people tweet heinous shit everyday? go touch some fuckin grass

Florida, may your city always flood, your alligators always stay on land, and the sun always burn your skin

wasn’t interested in you anyway

i keep telling y’all don’t post these niggas until they’re de•d. they gon make y’all shame

we still waiting on that hole that @__ItsKen_ promised you would post

my bad y’all, i meant pacific time

i think oomf and his boyfriend broke up. now i can finally get dat

damn, what if i don’t want my ass ate? can i get a dick suck?

i meant central time y’all

with pride 😌

except for Byron Donalds. that’s not a black man

i’m posting pole at noon when everyone up

*turns on notifications*

y’all that promised hole and didn’t deliver will make good politicians cause all you do is lie

ight that’s enough of that! Thank you all for voting